I saw the dog in the yard earlier. He was licking and chewing on something. I went and cut the grass and found an empty jar of bait. It was a full pint, was tainted real well, and had a dose of some skunk. That was about lunch time. The dog just farted and I nearly died. Like, nearly - literally - died. It smelled like the hinges of Hades creeked open and blew noxious gas at my face. I’m not convinced my hair won’t fall out by morning. Lol.

Thanks I needed that laugh.

I'm sorry for your suffering but the laughter was awesome

lol

X1000.......still laughing

Lol and

just be glad it’s not coming out both ends

many years ago, we were visiting my parents about an hour and a half away. our dog was with us (a shepherd/collie mix) was used to eating dry dog food. for some reason that I can't remember, my Dad gave her a can of moist dog food right before we left for home.

WOW! and holy !!!!

she left out a stream of vile gasses that actually started to melt the glass in our car!

even with the windows down and going 60 miles an hour, that "Entity" wouldn't leave!

when I got home (pre-cell phone days), I called Dad and gave him the what-for. He laughed about that for many years!

Me too!

Good dog!

Awesome. Good stuff.

Funny

WS

Wait til it comes out in the pile. You will have a new turd set. That was a good one John.

There was a guy on here many years ago who had some anti trapper/AR types for neighbors.

He tossed frozen bean burritos over the fence on Saturday evenings so that they could have extra enjoyment on the Sunday family car rides with the dogs.

I blew coffee everywhere...good one John

John you always did have a weak stomach.

Sorry we are laughing with you not at you. Ok, both does that make is bad people?

That was priceless John, thanks for my morning laugh!!

good stuff huh? where can i get some

You best not let the dog find any raw beaver. My Rottweiler would clear the room after eating it.

Bob, as long as it isn’t dog poop. All bets are off with dog poop. It’s my kryptonite. Cutting hands off after falling into it would be 100% acceptable. It smells worse to me than burning terrorists.
Not at all, Lefty. I totally get it.
Haha! Ancient Chinese secret.