Is it legal in your state to use a dog as a bait refinery ???

What does a snake, a dog turd and a dog fart have in common?

They all render a certain big Marine harmless!

We needed a good laugh this morning.

John, that story was close to a Bob Jameson story.

LOLLLLLLLLL. It’s stuff like this that makes me love this sight more each day!! Lol. John I’ve never met you. Just seen pictures of you. But I have an image of your personality and a sound of your voice in my head so as I read this it was like I was standing there listening as you told it. Funny funny stuff.

HMmmmm

Scuba, I don’t know what this is going to smell like when it comes out but I ain’t bottling it. Heck, I may not mow the lawn myself for a year. May put the dog out in a pasture. Lol.

Otter, it’s a good thing you weren’t here. The smell may have killed ya.

Ever skin a bunch of rats? Later you have a beer. Why is it that later a little gas smells like the rats you were skinning? Never understood that, but it happens every time. So, stop blaming the poor dog! That's why they call them dogs!

Harold, some things a man just knows not to mess with. I didn’t realize I had a weapon of mass destruction in my house. I could have used this dog in enhanced interrogation techniques. Lol.

Good one!

good stuff right there John

Now think of all the times that dog has had to smell your farts...he got revenge

What i don't understand is dogs can fart without moving or making a sound there's no chance of getting the women and kids out or even reaching a window

Look what the bobcat dragged in! Where have you been, boy!?!?

Jeff, it’s like they have Ninja Farting abilities. I saw a dog toot once and it swung its head back to look at its own rear as if something was attacking it. I don’t think they even know they fart most the time. Lol.

I seen a scenario similar to this, when Grandpa's dog, Bimbo, was sick, in the front of the boat, going up wind on the way home with a load of fish after picking nets. Gramps eyes were watering bad as it was, with glasses on. Aint sure what Bimbo ate or what made him sick. Half lab, half German Shephard

Yep, or the green coyote farts, had them both! Very happy they don't last all year! lol

I had a Boston Terrier once. My dad loved to give it little "treats" throughout the day. That thing would sit in my lad every night and watch TV with me. When got up and stretched you knew to cover your nose, because it was fixing to fart and fly off your lap.

One night I was working night shift so I fed him little pieces of hot dog all day long. I came home from work to my mom sitting on the porch howling and my dad cussing up a storm talking about putting a plug in the dog. I walked into the house and there sat the dog on my dads chair looking all innocent. As I got closer the smell started to hit me. Every once in awhile he'd jump up like he'd been bitten and turn around and look at his butt. After watching him for a bit you could hear him toot just before jumping up.
It was the worst smelling thing I'd ever been near and I grew up next to a chicken farm that once a month they'd clean the coops of the chicken crap.

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