Lol Pawnee... reminds me of a time when had a big hole about 60 yards behind the house that I’d throw the trash in and burn once a week... in between burnings I had a mess of skunks that would get into it. So I waited until I had a good steady wind in the right direction one evening.. and just at dark I went back there with a bright light and an unplugged 870 12 gauge... looked like the ending of Unforgiven the way I took all those skunks out before they ever knew what was going on

... about 30 minutes later the wind switched... and that master bedroom window unit sure let my newly wedded wife know she was in the country lol

Remind her that SHE married you…although that never works for me, but it’s the only excuse I can come up with.

Classic

I can't think of a better way to break a new one in than that.
An ice breaker for things to come.
Its a big mistake to spoil them right out of the gate. They get complacent , and end up having too many high expectations.
Well played sir, well played.