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East Texas Duck #7341833
08/28/21 06:06 PM
08/28/21 06:06 PM
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Texas Hill Country
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There was a little Mom & Pop grocery store over in Cut N' Shoot.
One day a duck walked thru the front door and the old owner said :

What in the world is a duck doing in here
The duck said, Got any duck food ?
No we don't have any duck food, this is a grocery store, now get out of here
The duck left but came back the next day
What are you doing back in here, I told you yesterday to leave
The duck said, got any duck food ?
No we don't have any duck food and if you come back in here I am going to nail your feet to the floor
The duck left but came back the next day
What are you doing back in here ?
The duck said, you got any nails ?
No we don't have any nails this is a food store.

Got any duck food ?

Last edited by Cedar Hacker; 08/29/21 12:12 AM.

Sit on your horse on top of a ridge, look out across the country and tell me there is no God.

Re: East Texas Duck [Re: Cedar Hacker] #7341874
08/28/21 07:00 PM
08/28/21 07:00 PM
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se South Dakota
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"And God said, Let us make man in our image �and let them have dominion �and all the creatures that move along the ground".
Genesis 1:26
Re: East Texas Duck [Re: Cedar Hacker] #7341919
08/28/21 07:27 PM
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North central Iowa
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Re: East Texas Duck [Re: Cedar Hacker] #7341922
08/28/21 07:30 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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Re: East Texas Duck [Re: Cedar Hacker] #7341938
08/28/21 07:48 PM
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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
-Edmund Burke
"We are fast approaching... rule by brute force."
-Ayn Rand
Re: East Texas Duck [Re: Cedar Hacker] #7342186
08/29/21 06:10 AM
08/29/21 06:10 AM
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Philippines, s.e. asia,ohio
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Re: East Texas Duck [Re: Cedar Hacker] #7342215
08/29/21 07:16 AM
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lol, laugh

Re: East Texas Duck [Re: Cedar Hacker] #7342226
08/29/21 07:34 AM
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Re: East Texas Duck [Re: Cedar Hacker] #7342510
08/29/21 02:46 PM
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St. Louis Co, Mo
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Sheesh!


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Re: East Texas Duck [Re: Cedar Hacker] #7342654
08/29/21 06:10 PM
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Who in the world makes these things up. Neat song though.....jk


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