He sounds like he married his first cousin

“Prit near kaput”

“You can tell by the shape of his head he ain’t got no brains”

Yep. I concur. that's the best one. Why else would the Boss edit it out?
I never did see it, but what is known to commonly rolls around in my head, I filled in the blank "appropriately."

Normal ain’t never coming back, but Jesus is.

Blacker than midnight under a skillet.
He had a slip knot in his puckering string (diarrhea).
I just as soon put on a tin bill and peck stuff with the chickens than…(insert whatever you don’t like doing).

His wife is so ugly he takes her to work with him just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.