Re: Somebody Tell a Joke
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09/15/21 01:02 PM
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Ryan McLeod
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How do you make a jam sandwich when you have no jam?
Take a piece of bread in each hand and jam them together.
If you take care of the land the land will take care of you
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Re: Somebody Tell a Joke
[Re: HobbieTrapper]
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09/15/21 02:19 PM
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tomahawker
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Two buddies spread out in the woods opening morning for deer. Come daylight one hears the other screaming and yelling like a madman, so he runs to the screams and sees his buddy shakin like leaf. Asks him what’s wrong, buddy says whew! Thank the lord you got here, squirrel crawled up my pants and said I can eat em here or take em home. He run off when you came up and bless you for a quick run cause I’s about to start shootin!
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Re: Somebody Tell a Joke
[Re: HobbieTrapper]
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09/15/21 02:20 PM
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GREENCOUNTYPETE
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What did one fireman say to the other after crashing the fire truck into a tree.
Man this is our best time on scene yet!
the other fireman said "I know this is going to be impossible to beat."
America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
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Re: Somebody Tell a Joke
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09/15/21 03:31 PM
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Turtledale
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When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body
Then I was born
NYSTA, NTA, FTA, life member Erie county trappers assn.,life member Catt.county trappers
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Re: Somebody Tell a Joke
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09/15/21 03:56 PM
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Trapper7
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What's the difference between George Washington and Abraham Lincoln?
They both had a beard except for Washington.
I don't care how nice the hand soap smells, you should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.
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Re: Somebody Tell a Joke
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09/15/21 04:23 PM
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If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a frog with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
I don't care how nice the hand soap smells, you should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your fingers.
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Re: Somebody Tell a Joke
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09/15/21 05:26 PM
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Nittany Lion
Don't call me Mister, Mister
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Don't call me Mister, Mister
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It depends on which leg is wooden, need more info.
I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.
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Re: Somebody Tell a Joke
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09/16/21 10:44 AM
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kseric
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Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.- Joe Biden
keep the wind in your face and the sun at your back
YOU DO YOUR THING, I'LL DO MINE
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