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Somebody Tell a Joke #7356320
09/15/21 01:00 PM
09/15/21 01:00 PM
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Eastern Shore of Maryland
HobbieTrapper Online happy OP
"Chippendale Trapper"
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"Chippendale Trapper"

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Eastern Shore of Maryland
And help me off the ledge.


-Goofy-
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356322
09/15/21 01:02 PM
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NWT
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NWT
How do you make a jam sandwich when you have no jam?

Take a piece of bread in each hand and jam them together.


If you take care of the land the land will take care of you
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356323
09/15/21 01:03 PM
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Nevada
Did you hear the one:

Until they invented crowbars




Crows had to drink at home.

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356324
09/15/21 01:05 PM
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Oakland, MS
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Oakland, MS
"The withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan was a success" - Joe Biden

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356325
09/15/21 01:11 PM
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"

The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."

"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.

"My wife

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356335
09/15/21 01:27 PM
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Wisconsin
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Wisconsin
You know why fish are so smart?










They live in schools!

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356355
09/15/21 02:12 PM
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ohio
Whud the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356356
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Two buddies spread out in the woods opening morning for deer. Come daylight one hears the other screaming and yelling like a madman, so he runs to the screams and sees his buddy shakin like leaf. Asks him whatís wrong, buddy says whew! Thank the lord you got here, squirrel crawled up my pants and said I can eat em here or take em home. He run off when you came up and bless you for a quick run cause Iís about to start shootin!

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Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356357
09/15/21 02:20 PM
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Green County Wisconsin
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What did one fireman say to the other after crashing the fire truck into a tree.














Man this is our best time on scene yet!

the other fireman said "I know this is going to be impossible to beat."


America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356394
09/15/21 03:31 PM
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When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body


Then I was born


NYSTA, NTA, FTA, life member Catt.county trappers
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356400
09/15/21 03:39 PM
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Pennsylvania
Why do Hummingbirds hum?





They don't know the words.

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356412
09/15/21 03:56 PM
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What's the difference between George Washington and Abraham Lincoln?

They both had a beard except for Washington.


Jen Psaki: She's like watching a kid give a report on a book they've never read.
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356420
09/15/21 04:08 PM
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Wisconsin
How do you say "calf" in Chinese?









"Young cow"

Bwahhhhhh-ha-ha-haaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

Moosetrot

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356421
09/15/21 04:09 PM
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alaska
Whatís the last thing they do to a tickle me Elmo doll before it leaves the factory? Give him 2 test tickles

Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356434
09/15/21 04:23 PM
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
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If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a frog with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?


Jen Psaki: She's like watching a kid give a report on a book they've never read.
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356481
09/15/21 05:26 PM
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Central Pennsylvania
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Don't call me Mister, Mister
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Central Pennsylvania
It depends on which leg is wooden, need more info.


I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356518
09/15/21 06:11 PM
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Paris, Arkansas
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Paris, Arkansas
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I wanted excitement and danger and the chance to sacrifice myself for my love. Leo Tolstoy
Steve Cullison


Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356520
09/15/21 06:12 PM
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Paris, Arkansas
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Paris, Arkansas
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I wanted excitement and danger and the chance to sacrifice myself for my love. Leo Tolstoy
Steve Cullison


Re: Somebody Tell a Joke [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7356985
09/16/21 10:44 AM
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Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.- Joe Biden


keep the wind in your face and the sun at your back

YOU DO YOUR THING, I'LL DO MINE
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