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Banking Procedures
Male Procedures -
1.Drive up to the cash machine.
2.Put down your car window.
3.Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
Female Procedures -
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Back-up the required amount to attempt aligning the car window to machine.
3. Pull forward again attempting to align the car window to machine.
4. Set parking brakes. Put window down.
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate ATM card.
6. Turn the radio down.
7. Attempt to insert card into machine.
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
9. Insert card.
10. Reinsert card the right way up.
11. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12. Enter PIN.
13. Press cancel and re enter correct PIN.
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Check make-up in rear view mirror.
16. Retrieve cash and receipt.
17. Put window up.
18. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and shove cash inside.
19. Shove receipt in back of checkbook.
20. Turn the radio back up.
21. Recheck make-up again.
22. Drive forward 2 feet and very abruptly stop.
23. Back-up to cash machine.
24. Retrieve card.
25. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder and place card into the slot provided.
26. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind.
27. Restart stalled engine and drive off.
28. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
29. Release parking brake.

Wow...LOL

This makes my head hurt.