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Two elderly women #7412034
11/22/21 06:03 PM
11/22/21 06:03 PM
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"


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Re: Two elderly women [Re: rags57078] #7412231
11/22/21 10:55 PM
11/22/21 10:55 PM
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Newark, Ohio 83 years
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Newark, Ohio 83 years
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Re: Two elderly women [Re: rags57078] #7412235
11/22/21 11:01 PM
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lewis county,new york
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Re: Two elderly women [Re: rags57078] #7412524
11/23/21 11:50 AM
11/23/21 11:50 AM
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I’ve seen those two driving!


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Re: Two elderly women [Re: beaverpeeler] #7412527
11/23/21 11:52 AM
11/23/21 11:52 AM
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rogers city mi.
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Originally Posted by beaverpeeler
I’ve seen those two driving!

So have I but they weren't Elderly


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Re: Two elderly women [Re: rags57078] #7412702
11/23/21 04:26 PM
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
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Good one! grin


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Re: Two elderly women [Re: rags57078] #7412745
11/23/21 05:15 PM
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I think she drives in my neighborhood..

Re: Two elderly women [Re: rags57078] #7412989
11/23/21 10:10 PM
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I follow them down the road sometimes.


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Re: Two elderly women [Re: rags57078] #7413161
11/24/21 02:10 AM
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Re: Two elderly women [Re: rags57078] #7413211
11/24/21 07:26 AM
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