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Blond #7455749
01/09/22 09:40 PM
01/09/22 09:40 PM
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rags57078 Offline OP
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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, Ive kidnapped you.

She then wrote a note saying, Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the Northside of the playground.

Signed, A Blonde.

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kids shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?


Off in my own world

Fish on !!!!!!!



47 years in this game of trapping
Re: Blond [Re: rags57078] #7455811
01/09/22 10:36 PM
01/09/22 10:36 PM
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 2,383
Fingerlakes New York
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Fingerlakes New York
laugh


The beauty of the second amendment is it wont be needed until they try to take it. -Thomas Jefferson
Re: Blond [Re: rags57078] #7456219
01/10/22 12:09 PM
01/10/22 12:09 PM
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 41,525
Northern Maine
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Posts: 41,525
Northern Maine
laugh


Nevada bound
Re: Blond [Re: rags57078] #7456228
01/10/22 12:14 PM
01/10/22 12:14 PM
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Posts: 2,040
lewis county,new york
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lewis county,new york
Lol, thanks raggs!!!

Re: Blond [Re: rags57078] #7456235
01/10/22 12:24 PM
01/10/22 12:24 PM
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Posts: 1,072
Wy
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Wy
I'm offended. cry

Re: Blond [Re: rags57078] #7456472
01/10/22 05:02 PM
01/10/22 05:02 PM
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Posts: 50,346
Minnesota
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Minnesota
Good stuff


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Re: Blond [Re: rags57078] #7456475
01/10/22 05:03 PM
01/10/22 05:03 PM
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
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MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes
I like it! laugh


How do you walk 3000 miles without food or support and show up at the border 100 lbs overweight with iphones?
Re: Blond [Re: rags57078] #7456684
01/10/22 08:28 PM
01/10/22 08:28 PM
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The Hill Country of Texas
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The Hill Country of Texas
All these blond jokes are gonna make AOC jealous she works hard to be the dumbest woman alive.


Whats good for me may not be good for the weak minded.
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: Blond [Re: rags57078] #7457302
01/11/22 11:57 AM
01/11/22 11:57 AM
Joined: Dec 2013
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Greene County,Virginia
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Greene County,Virginia
Thank you, Rags.


wanna be goat farmer.
Re: Blond [Re: rags57078] #7457507
01/11/22 03:32 PM
01/11/22 03:32 PM
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 6,109
Newark, Ohio 81 years
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Newark, Ohio 81 years
laugh

Garry-


Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

Have been trapping 75 years Looking forward to next season...
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