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Biden Visits Reservation #7470167
01/23/22 04:34 PM
01/23/22 04:34 PM
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white17 Offline OP

"General (Mr.Sunshine) Washington"
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President Biden visits a remote Native American reservation. With news crews
following him around as they tour the place, the President asks the chief if there
is anything they need.

"Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a
medical clinic, but no doctor to man it.”

Biden whips out his cellphone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes,
and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days.”
"Now what was the second problem?”

"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the
water our people have been drinking for thousands of years. We've been flying
bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive.”

Once again, Biden dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then
hangs up. "The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting
up a purification plant for your people.”

"Now what was that third problem?" The chief looks at him and says, "We have no
cellphone reception up here!"


Mean As Nails
Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470169
01/23/22 04:37 PM
01/23/22 04:37 PM
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Iowa
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Iowa
grin

Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470176
01/23/22 04:48 PM
01/23/22 04:48 PM
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Posts: 11,501
Montana ,Rocky Mtns.
Sharon Offline
"American Honey"
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Montana ,Rocky Mtns.
grin

Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470182
01/23/22 04:55 PM
01/23/22 04:55 PM
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Three Lakes,WI 72
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LOL Didn’t see that coming.

Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470277
01/23/22 06:11 PM
01/23/22 06:11 PM
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Posts: 42,000
Northern Maine
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Northern Maine
laugh


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Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470279
01/23/22 06:12 PM
01/23/22 06:12 PM
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Williamsport, Pa.
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good one.....jk


Free people are not equal. Equal people are not free. What's supposed to be ain't always is. Hopper Hunter
Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470282
01/23/22 06:14 PM
01/23/22 06:14 PM
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Wisconsin
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Alot of truth in that joke........


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Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470302
01/23/22 06:33 PM
01/23/22 06:33 PM
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lewis county,new york
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lewis county,new york
Lol

Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470487
01/23/22 08:25 PM
01/23/22 08:25 PM
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Virginia
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Virginia
I didn't see that coming.
I was expecting the chief to say, "Well now that you shut down the mine, we no longer have any source of income at all."

Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470560
01/23/22 09:13 PM
01/23/22 09:13 PM
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Minnesota
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Funny stuff


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Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470564
01/23/22 09:16 PM
01/23/22 09:16 PM
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Manitoba
Seen that one coming many -a- time

Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470567
01/23/22 09:21 PM
01/23/22 09:21 PM
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Indiana
Thought it was going to be a white man joke


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Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470674
01/23/22 10:32 PM
01/23/22 10:32 PM
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Ohio
Wow. Let the truth be told laugh

Re: Biden Visits Reservation [Re: white17] #7470921
01/24/22 07:59 AM
01/24/22 07:59 AM
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Greene County,Virginia
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Greene County,Virginia
That's a good joke unfortunately it's a little too real to life.


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