Biden Visits Reservation
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01/23/22 04:34 PM
01/23/22 04:34 PM
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white17
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President Biden visits a remote Native American reservation. With news crews following him around as they tour the place, the President asks the chief if there is anything they need.
"Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic, but no doctor to man it.”
Biden whips out his cellphone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes, and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days.” "Now what was the second problem?”
"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for thousands of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive.”
Once again, Biden dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people.” "Now what was that third problem?" The chief looks at him and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here!"
Mean As Nails
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Re: Biden Visits Reservation
[Re: white17]
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01/23/22 04:37 PM
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Re: Biden Visits Reservation
[Re: white17]
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01/23/22 06:14 PM
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Alot of truth in that joke........
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Re: Biden Visits Reservation
[Re: white17]
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01/23/22 09:21 PM
01/23/22 09:21 PM
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CaseXX
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Thought it was going to be a white man joke
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