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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7352502
09/10/21 05:56 PM
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If you do it like that it will look like hammered dog crap

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7352698
09/10/21 09:18 PM
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Happier than a gopher in soft dirt!

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7352722
09/10/21 09:38 PM
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He sounds like he married his first cousin

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7352724
09/10/21 09:38 PM
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“Prit near kaput”

“You can tell by the shape of his head he ain’t got no brains”

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7352742
09/10/21 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by USMC47 🦫
I think this is the best.....after an emergency trip to the toilet....


Yep. I concur. that's the best one. Why else would the Boss edit it out? smile
I never did see it, but what is known to commonly rolls around in my head, I filled in the blank "appropriately."

Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7475852
01/27/22 11:45 PM
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Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7476305
01/28/22 12:44 PM
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Blacker than midnight under a skillet.
He had a slip knot in his puckering string (diarrhea).
I just as soon put on a tin bill and peck stuff with the chickens than…(insert whatever you don’t like doing).


"Happier than a gopher in wet sand."
Re: Country Quips - let's hear 'em [Re: USMC47 🦫] #7476571
01/28/22 06:12 PM
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His wife is so ugly he takes her to work with him just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


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Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination,
it tells me why I wanted to go there.
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