She runs back down the hallway
And through the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol
Kept in the dresser drawer
Tells the lady in mirror
He won't do this again
'Cause tonight will be the last time
She'll wonder where he's been

Oh, the only gun he'll get there is an Armalite in his ear
Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket and lovely khaki suit
And when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hands
For we are the British Army and we're here to take your land

And the black and tans like lightning ran from the rifles of the I.R.A

Come tell us how you slew them poor Arabs two by two,
Like the Zulus they had spears and bows and arrows,
How you bravely faced each one with your 16-pounder gun,
And you frightened them poor natives to their marrow.

Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man,
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders,
Tell them how the IRA made you run like (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

The Eastern world, it is explodin'
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'
You're old enough to kill but not for votin'
You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin'?
And even the Jordan river has bodies floatin'

still hear your sea waves crashing
While I watch the cannons flashing
I clean my gun
And dream of Galveston

Seven Spanish Angels, Ray Charles and Willie Nelson

Thunder Rolls, Garth Brooks, the "extra verse"

I'm a man who's going to h*** with heaven's blessing,
Judge said I'm not fit to live with men,
They're building me a gallows in the courtyard,
To make sure I don't pass this way again.
My first taste of killin' was at Vicksburg,
I must've shot me a hundred men,
I learned to make my living with a six-gun,
I'm an outlaw now, but I was a hero then.

But you tell me over, and over, and over again my friend ah, you don't believe we're on the

Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire

Robert Johnson 32-20 Blues

She got a .38 special but I believe it's most too light
She got a .38 special but I believe it's most too light
I got a .32-20, got to make the caps alright

If I had a gun for every ace I have drawn
I could arm a town the size of Abilene
Don't you push me, baby, because I'm moanin' low
And you know I'm only in it for the gold

Moses come ridin' up on a quasar
His spurs were jingling, the door was ajar
His buckle was silver, his manner was bold
And I asked him to come in out of the cold

His brain was boiling, his reason was spent
He said: If nothing is borrowed, then nothing was lent
I asked him for mercy, he gave me a gun
Said: Now 'n' again these things just got to be done

Can't believe I forgot about this one...Kind of fitting!

_____ _______ checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's Bible
Rocky had come, equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival

His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Now she and her man, who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoedown
Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown"

Shouting and shooting,
I can't let them catch me.
I have to make it to Rose's back door

I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle,
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest

#1 I shot a man in Reno ..... just to watch him die.


#2 ....... but I did not shoot the deputy.


#3 I'm gonna buy me a pistol, just as long as I'm tall.
Gonna shoot poor Thelma, just to watch her jump and fall.
I'm gonna buy me a shotgun, with a big long shiny barrel,
Gonna shoot that rascal, that stole away my gal.

Frankie pulled back her kimona, pulled out a little 44,
Rooty toot toot 3 times she shot right through that hardwood door.

Pulled a pistol on the desk clerk cause he would not take a bribe, then shouted "give me the number and ya might walk out alive"!........