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let's hear some lawyer jokes! #7493957
02/12/22 08:14 PM 02/12/22 08:14 PM
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looking for some material...

Thanks!
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7493999
02/12/22 08:47 PM 02/12/22 08:47 PM
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Why don't sharks eat lawyers?

Professional courtesy
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494000
02/12/22 08:48 PM 02/12/22 08:48 PM
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Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494001
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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start

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Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494009
02/12/22 08:57 PM 02/12/22 08:57 PM
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James actually shared a good lawyer joke on trapperman about 6 months ago. Unfortunately I don't remember exactly how it went.

Last edited by run; 02/12/22 08:58 PM.
wanna be goat farmer.
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494026
02/12/22 09:15 PM 02/12/22 09:15 PM
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Barak Hussein Obama is a lawyer joke

Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494028
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So are Bill and Hillary Clinton

Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494041
02/12/22 09:22 PM 02/12/22 09:22 PM
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How does a layer sleep?
Lies on one side then lies on the other.

Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: danny clifton] #7494066
02/12/22 09:45 PM 02/12/22 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by danny clifton
How does a layer sleep?
Lies on one side then lies on the other.


Like these?
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"Humans are the hardest people to get along with."
Dr. Phillip Snow
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494068
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It was so cold today, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494074
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Lol grin

Nevada bound
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494092
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Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: SJA] #7494126
02/12/22 10:33 PM 02/12/22 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by SJA
Originally Posted by danny clifton
How does a layer sleep?
Lies on one side then lies on the other.


Like these?
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Those chickens look like they are still awake. LOL.

wanna be goat farmer.
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494128
02/12/22 10:34 PM 02/12/22 10:34 PM
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Sleeping with one eye open grin

"Humans are the hardest people to get along with."
Dr. Phillip Snow
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494144
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a carp?

One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish.

http://www.usdebtclock.org/
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494158
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98% of the Lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494175
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Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.” Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ”I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.” Doctor Ahn says, ”I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.”

~~Proud Ultra MAGA~~
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494194
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There were 2 lawyers marooned on a desert island. They had been there over a year when one day a beautiful blonde woman washed up on the beach. When they approached her they found her compleyely nude and unresponsive. The first lawyer mentioned how long they had been there and asked if the second lawyer thought they should screw her. The second lawyer asked, "Out of What?!"
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494257
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What do lawyers call whining incompetent people who cannot regulate and administer their own lives?
Everyone else.

FRAC LIVES MATTER
Re: let's hear some lawyer jokes! [Re: white marlin] #7494265
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Why do all lawyers wear a tie?......It keeps the foreskin from snapping up over there head.

I can't believe that cop put me in the back seat when I clearly called shotgun.
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