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Biden Sells Alaska
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03/15/22 05:11 PM
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McGrath, AK
white17
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McGrath, AK
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ANCHORAGE, AK—The deliberate and premeditated invasion of Ukraine by brutal dictator Vladimir Putin has forced the US to reassess the importance of energy independence. With this new resolve, the Biden Administration has taken its first step toward increasing oil production for Americans by selling Alaska back to Russia so we can start drilling for oil there again. “Folks, nobody wants to ruin America’s beautiful Alaskan wilderness with oil trucks and drilling rigs, come on!” said President Biden in response to questions he thought were coming from a house plant in the West Wing. “But I’ve never had a problem getting oil from Russia, so there you go, go get him.” Jen Psaki praised Biden’s brilliance in finding a solution that would prevent an energy crisis while also preventing new drilling on American land. She pointed out succinctly to journalists, “You see, it’s not American land anymore; it’s Russian land.” Politicians on both sides of the political aisle criticized Biden for selling Alaska without giving them enough time to sneak friends and family onto the boards of newly-relevant Russian oil companies. They also voiced concern that the negotiator handling both the Alaska sale as well as managing drilling permits was Hunter Biden and not their own children. https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-s...e-can-start-drilling-for-oil-there-again
Mean As Nails
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Re: Biden Sells Alaska
[Re: white17]
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03/15/22 05:16 PM
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Northeast Oklahoma
Mike in A-town
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Strange times when the Bee is closer than the real media. Strange times indeed.
Mike
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Re: Biden Sells Alaska
[Re: Canvasback2]
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03/15/22 05:30 PM
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FoxNews 's Peter Doocy ought to read that out loud to Psaki; at one of her famous Press Conferences !! That would really yank her chain !! LOL ... she needs her chain yanked .... with a ratcheting lock and spring on it.
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Re: Biden Sells Alaska
[Re: white17]
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03/15/22 07:57 PM
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danny clifton
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Always thought Alaska would be a nice visit. Never thought I might have to head that way to repel Russians. That might be fun too though. I hope Canada border guards dont get to excited when I dont stop to play pussyfoot. Knowing Canadians , I bet some beat me to Alaska though.
Last edited by danny clifton; 03/15/22 07:57 PM.
Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
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Re: Biden Sells Alaska
[Re: white17]
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03/15/22 08:19 PM
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Ohio, Old fart to some.
ack
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Don't give them any ideas
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I used to have superpowers… but a therapist took them away.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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Re: Biden Sells Alaska
[Re: white17]
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03/15/22 09:15 PM
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jeff karsten
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Naw Psakiskia would just say your wrong or we're addressing that issue or it's under control
olden tyred
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Re: Biden Sells Alaska
[Re: white17]
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03/15/22 09:59 PM
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WI>>>MN >>>WI
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What is to stop Russia from just taking Alaska?
It used to be theirs. It's in their back yard. We let him have his way with Ukraine.
Bye, bye Alaska.
Man who mistake shillelagh for fairy wand; see pixie dust, also.
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Re: Biden Sells Alaska
[Re: white17]
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03/15/22 10:58 PM
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Apparently, nobody wants the lower 48.
Who is John Galt?
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Careful, if Brandon gets wind of this brilliance, he will probably say, "let's go !" 
