I got fired from my job, because I kept asking customers whether they’d prefer “smoking”, or “non-smoking”.
Apparently, the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial”.

Hahahaa Rags..

IT'S 2022 you going to have to do a lot more than that to get fired.

if it isn't your 31 time calling in sick , in 2 months or crashed the company truck for the second time and failed your second random drug test.

a little thing like that will just result in retraining

it's 2022 after all

Good for you, rags.

lmao thanks

Hahahaha Awesome

The new method is to dissolve you and flush your liquids down the drain. No fire. No air pollution. But a lot of damaged DNA in local rivers. Your choices today are coffin, urn or flush.

compost sounds like it would be a much better option

Why can't people hear a dog whistle?

DUH!

Dogs can't whistle!

My daughter laughed and told me to stop telling Dad jokes.

How's you're grandma doing? We recycled her now she's green's and tomatoes.

no more head stones just very nice row markers , with memorials on them

probably should sift that compost get all the artificial hips , knees , screws and pins out of it before spreading it

I know of a guy south of me who composts a lot of live stock , he picks up tractor buckets of bones as he is spreading the compost pile then runs the bones through a hammer mill to make bone meal has incredible tomatoes I hear.

I compost every critter I catch and don’t eat. Only bones and hair after the first year , very little after that .