Polish Divorce
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the Polish Divorce …
A Polish man moved to the USA & married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office & asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances & asked him the following questions:
Lawyer: “Do you have any grounds?”
Polish Man: “Yes, an acre & half & nice little home.”
Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
Polish Man: “It made of concrete.”
Lawyer: “I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”
Polish Man: “No, we have carport & not need one.”
Lawyer: “I mean, what are your relations like?”
Polish Man: “All my relations still in Poland.”
Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
Polish Man: “We have hi-fidelity stereo & good DVD player.”
Lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”
Polish Man: “No, I always up before her.”
Lawyer: “Is your wife a nagger?”
Polish Man: “No, she white.”
Lawyer: “Why do you want this divorce?”
Polish Man: “She going to kill me.”
Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”
Polish Man: “I got proof.”
Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”
Polish Man: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore & put on shelf in bathroom. I can read & it say: "Polish Remover.”
Off in my own world
Fish on !!!!!!!
47 years in this game of trapping
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Re: Polish Divorce
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06/26/22 06:44 PM
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SMH LOL .
I'd get 60 days posting that on Face Book !
LMAO
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Re: Polish Divorce
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06/26/22 06:48 PM
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SMH LOL .
I'd get 60 days posting that on Face Book !
LMAO
Haha, I got banned so much I just deleted my entire account, and that was about 3-4 years ago. What’s funny is after I deleted it they sent an email asking me to come back and what could they do to make it a better experience. I sent them a very nice detailed email back telling them what they could do with FB and now I’m banned for life.
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Re: Polish Divorce
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06/27/22 07:09 AM
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Mark June
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Donna, my Polish wife, laughed (and so did I) with that one!
Blessings,
Mark
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Re: Polish Divorce
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06/27/22 09:23 AM
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I'm currently serving a 5 day sentencing for saying fags suck.
When I was a young teenager a (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) was a cigarette.
Last edited by Gary Benson; 06/27/22 09:24 AM.
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Re: Polish Divorce
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06/27/22 03:41 PM
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By old English definition, a "(This word is unacceptable on Trapperman)" is a stick of firewood!
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Re: Polish Divorce
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By old English definition, a "(This word is unacceptable on Trapperman)" is a stick of firewood! Then a wheelbarrow full of fags would keep a bloke warm all night long! 
Life ain't supposed to be easy.
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