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Three Kicks #7620288
07/05/22 10:08 PM
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A new farmer in the area shot a buck , wounding it . The buck jumped over the fence onto the neighbor's land and collapsed and died . He immediately climbed over the fence to retrieve the buck . The neighbor saw him and approached . An argument ensued for awhile until the elderly neighbor said . “ We should apply the 3 kick rule “ .
The hunter inquired as to what that was . The elderly neighbor explained that they each get a turn to kick the other 3 times . The winner gets to keep the buck , to which the hunter agreed . “ Due to my age said the elderly neighbor , I will go first “ . They both agreed , so the elderly neighbor started and kicked the hunter between the legs extremely hard . The second and third kick was on the behind of the hunter . With that the hunter said very angrily “ Now it's my turn “ . With that the elderly neighbor replied “ No need for that , you win and can keep the buck “ and proceeded to walk back to his house .


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Re: Three Kicks [Re: The Beav] #7620305
07/05/22 10:33 PM
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Re: Three Kicks [Re: The Beav] #7620330
07/05/22 11:20 PM
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Re: Three Kicks [Re: The Beav] #7620485
07/06/22 08:36 AM
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That was a Mega burn.lol


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Re: Three Kicks [Re: The Beav] #7620507
07/06/22 08:56 AM
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Re: Three Kicks [Re: The Beav] #7620596
07/06/22 11:15 AM
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Good one! laugh


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Re: Three Kicks [Re: The Beav] #7620598
07/06/22 11:19 AM
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This sounds like a first hand account. Good job Beav!


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