I was at a bank yesterday getting some cash at a no-fee ATM.

Immediately after completing my transaction an old woman, using a cane, hobbled up and asked, "Sir, would you be kind enough to help me check my balance?"

I thought it an odd request but like to help out when I can so I said, "Sure no problem."

Long story short; it wasn't good.

I gave her a push and she fell right over.

You are a bad bad man, lol!!

She asked for it!

Lol....

A little old lady walked up to the bank teller and asked to withdraw $10. The young teller, rolling her eyes, explained that for all withdrawals under $100 she would need to use the ATM machine in the lobby instead. The old lady then asked to withdraw $1000. As the teller was walking away the old lady added, "Can I get that in $10s, please, dear?" So, finally the teller gets done counting out 100 ten dollar bills and hands them to the old lady. The old lady opens her purse and puts a $10 bill inside. Then she pushes the 99 remaining 10s back towards the teller and says, "I'd like to deposit $990, dear."

Good one Lugnut