Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?



THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Which of the following most closely matches your answer?



Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior?
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!

Republican's Answer:
BANG!



Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Click

Daughter:
'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son:
'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife:
'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

Now that’s a good’s. I had always heard southerners were poor shots. Lol

them southerners must have funny 1911 mags that hold 12 rounds with no last round hold open.

or do they keep yelling bang when they run dry to confuse the terrorist then yell click as they are sliding the new mag in ?

Who held the Beer ?

Republican, one shot maybe two. No need to waste ammo…..

LOL

Funny!

I fwd that...

True Southerner! We don’t yell bang, but we do have extended mags on our 1911’s. And we have plenty of ammo to make sure they won’t pull a knife on anyone. Unfortunately nothing like that happens down here that often for the obvious reasons, so when they do we get as many rounds in the target as possible.

Yep, no wonder the south lost the war.

I love it.

The south lost the war because at the time we didnt have enough guns and ammo. The next time. It will be different

so what are you if your answer 3-4 center mass , assess , repeat as necessary to end threat , scan for any more, check everyone is safe, move if needed , holster , and call it in?
instruct not one in your family to speak without lawyer present.

Yup, 2 in the chest 1 in the head.