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Your best dad joke #7632339
07/22/22 11:04 AM
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Illinois
foxkidd44 Offline OP
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Ok gang let’s her em,,, I’ll start,,, why do they call em ducks?? .. because they get shot at.


Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last.
Abraham Lincoln
Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632341
07/22/22 11:08 AM
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My dad's favorite from way back in the day:

Ben Colder here?

Ain't been no colder here then usual.

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632347
07/22/22 11:17 AM
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The card my daughter got me for fathers day this year.

[Linked Image]

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632360
07/22/22 11:52 AM
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June the Opossum says to Ward the Raccoon---- Ward, lets build a dam on the creek out back !!
Ward the Raccoon reply's to June the Opossum---- No June, let's " Leave it to Beaver "

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632370
07/22/22 12:18 PM
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NE Mississippi
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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!


For by grace are you saved by faith, and not of yourselves, it is the gift of God.
Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632400
07/22/22 01:03 PM
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I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble Tiles... My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632515
07/22/22 03:20 PM
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Illinois
foxkidd44 Offline OP
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I asked my dog what 2-2 was,,,, he said nothing


Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last.
Abraham Lincoln
Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632792
07/22/22 09:29 PM
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MI
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “ he buddy, why the long face “ ??


A goose may honk....but he won't wave
Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632803
07/22/22 09:39 PM
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How many dead people are in that cemetery? All of 'em.

Moosetrot

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632809
07/22/22 09:47 PM
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My grandfather's favorite:

"Anyone want a roll?"<if anyone says yes> "Well get on the floor and roll!"

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632816
07/22/22 09:56 PM
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I was in a trivia contest and they asked, name two things that hold water. I was like........ well, dam.

Last edited by alann; 07/22/22 09:58 PM.
Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632818
07/22/22 09:59 PM
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Know what Eskimo’s use to hold their houses together with? Igloo…….

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632837
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Did ya hear about the old Indian that drank too much tea? He drowned in his teepee

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632853
07/22/22 11:51 PM
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Did you know an alligator can grow up to 14 feet? Most only have 4 though.

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632865
07/23/22 12:23 AM
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Nancy Pelosi walked into a bar with a toad on her shoulder.

The bar keeper asked, " Where did you get that?"

The toad replied, "It started out as a wart on my butt."




Charlie


Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.

NRA Life Member ~ GOA Member ~ NFOA Member ~ UNMLA Member
Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632868
07/23/22 12:53 AM
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Ever heard of the Indian that drank 40,000 glasses of tea?…..he died in his “teapee”


the just shall live by faith

member FTA, NRA, SWARFTA, EAFT
1776 - the year we told a tyrant we weren't to be under a dictator
Caveat ater macula
Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7632967
07/23/22 08:03 AM
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when is a car not a car?

when it turns into a driveway

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: chas3457] #7633056
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Originally Posted by chas3457
Nancy Pelosi walked into a bar with a toad on her shoulder.

The bar keeper asked, " Where did you get that?"

The toad replied, "It started out as a wart on my butt."




Charlie



Dad joke?

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7633060
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I’m scared of speed bumps! …….I’m getting over it slowly! grin

Re: Your best dad joke [Re: foxkidd44] #7633092
07/23/22 10:44 AM
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Duck walked into a store and bought chap stick, he said "Put it on my bill."

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