Your best dad joke
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Ok gang let’s her em,,, I’ll start,,, why do they call em ducks?? .. because they get shot at.
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Re: Your best dad joke
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Re: Your best dad joke
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I asked my dog what 2-2 was,,,, he said nothing
Stand by your principles, Stand by your guns, and victory complete and permanent is sure at last. Abraham Lincoln
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Re: Your best dad joke
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “ he buddy, why the long face “ ??
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Re: Your best dad joke
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I was in a trivia contest and they asked, name two things that hold water. I was like........ well, dam.
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Re: Your best dad joke
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Nancy Pelosi walked into a bar with a toad on her shoulder.
The bar keeper asked, " Where did you get that?"
The toad replied, "It started out as a wart on my butt."
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Re: Your best dad joke
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Ever heard of the Indian that drank 40,000 glasses of tea?…..he died in his “teapee”
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Nancy Pelosi walked into a bar with a toad on her shoulder.
The bar keeper asked, " Where did you get that?"
The toad replied, "It started out as a wart on my butt."
Charlie Dad joke?
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