Y'all I'll tell ya, if I learned anything in my short life, it's there's a biiiig difference between taking a vacation with the women folk vs vacationing with the bros

Go with the bros :
All your clothes can go into a grocery bag
Hotels are random cheap and as long as there not infested with bed bugs and have hot water their good
No real debates about what to do or where to go just :food drink and......well that's about it
Transportation: whatever won't break down or whatever is quickest
Food : Hay that gas station has some greasy half edible chicken strips ! Awsome !!
With the women folk
Gotta have 3 bags each for two night out
Need to have reservations three weeks in advance hotels have to have XYZ in the rooms
Gotta have a 30min debate/powwow on on where to eat ,why ,the pros and cons of each, then ya get to the place it's a debate at the counter then they decided to go to another place because something another
Transportation well y'all get the point

Lord have mercy......this dealing with the opposite gender gets easier the more great hairs I get right ?

We need to get you married off so you'll quit your fussing. LOL

not sure it gets any easier , you just get better at it

Put me in a hotel room with a woman instead of a dude any day! Preferably my wife!

You haven't developed selective hearing yet, Wolfie. Life will become a little easier when you just automatically screen out much of what they say!

Yes. Yes. Yes
You are figuring it out Heaven is shining upon you

Women are wonderful, but they're not often like men emotionally and mentally. They vary widely. As you get older you will learn tools to deal with women in general and more importantly specific women.

For instance, most women have a tendency to run late. When going somewhere you have to be on time to, adjust the time you say you need to leave to an hour or two before when you actually need to leave, depending on how late your specific woman runs.

In general, women don't want you to solve their problems. The want to you to sympathize with how bad their problem is, rather than explaining how to easily solve it.

Women would usually be much rather complimented on their physical appearance than on their intelligence and accomplishments.

Women usually like frequent small gifts. The gifts don't have to be expensive. A handful of wild flowers can work wonders.

Women mostly want their man to be in charge of most important matters, even if they don't admit it. My friend Sarah got engaged to a nice, but wussy man named Ben. She asked what I thought about her engagement and I told her that I thought she needed a more dominant man, that would reign in some of her wilder impulses and not just do whatever she told him to do. I told her she would get tired of Ben and would find it hard to respect him. Sarah got mad at me, because I told her the truth, rather than what she wanted to hear. A few months later after their relationship fell apart, for the exact reasons I said would be problems, Sarah told me that of all her friends and family, whose opinions really mattered to her, that she asked about her engagement, I was the only one to tell her the truth. Her parents and other friends told her after the break up, that they though Ben was not enough man for her.

Keith

I just came back from a 2 week vacay with the wifey. She packed enough stuff to go for a month. I had 1 bag with clothes and a laptop. The only 2 things I won't skimp on are hotels and vechiles. I want a nice hotel room with a super hot shower, a nice breakfast, and a car I know won't break down.

We stayed in Holiday Inns, and drove a 2015 Rav4. Then when we got to our cabin to stay in, it was better than my own house. Well the only thing that made it nicer was the hot tub. My wife is one that hates to be late. So if I said I think we should be up at 6 and ready to go, she would be.

Very perceptive Wolfdog.

There's a reason why many guys who've been around long enough just want to live alone with a good old dog.

Well you can be right or you can be married but you can't be both. As much as I love my valentine it's best we holiday separate. She plans stuff and I do spur of the moment. Spur of the moment is more funner.

Just wait till you get married and have kids, you think vacationing with a lady friend is tough? How bout this!

First, we don’t get hotel rooms. We rent a whole entire house, because we are not about to be trapped in a hotel room with 5 children for a week.

Next, 3 bags? hAHAHA! I WISH I only had three bags to pack. We had to buy a roof rack for our suburban just so we could fit everyone’s suitcases.

Picking a place to eat with your lady is easy. Picking a place that 7 people can all agree on? LOL.

Oh, and the car ride! “He’s touching me!” “Stop making that noise!” “DAD! She won’t stop kicking my seat!”

“I gotta pee really bad!” (Five minutes after we left the gas station)

Trust me dude, a vacation with just your lady is a walk in the park!

And that’s just getting there and back! Don’t even get me started on taking 5 small children sightseeing and doing “vacation” stuff like museums and things. By the time we get back from a vacation I am ready to go back to work so I can relax a little! Lol

Maybe you have the wrong lady friend…

Only 5 kids? Cute! You all fit in the same vehicle? Nice! Lol

You youngins are funny!

Haha that's funny Bob. True but funny none the less.

Last year my wife and kids went to Florida to Universal studios and the beach. Did you notice I said my wife and kids went. Anything missing from that equation?

Haha! We have one “family vacation” and the rest of the time I let them go and enjoy themselves without me. I have been suckered into 2 cruises in my lifetime, but those were just with the wife so it wasn’t that bad.

Friend of mine used to say "men should live with men, and just visit the women" LOL