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Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game #6260489
06/15/18 03:12 PM
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Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.



One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something in Bills ear.



At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no".



The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner to the bat boy."



Bill hesitates but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it.



Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby."



With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.



She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you"!$#@&!".



The crowd goes absolutely wild.



Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.



Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.



He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that; I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"



Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.



The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first 'pitch'."


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Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260492
06/15/18 03:22 PM
06/15/18 03:22 PM
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That is a good one!


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Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260494
06/15/18 03:23 PM
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Thats funny

Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260520
06/15/18 04:17 PM
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Kudo's on that one, Gary!


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Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260524
06/15/18 04:21 PM
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Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260586
06/15/18 06:30 PM
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#crookedhillary


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Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260603
06/15/18 07:22 PM
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lookout....here comes greykill and flyinfinn


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Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260610
06/15/18 07:39 PM
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Good one Beav!

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Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260611
06/15/18 07:41 PM
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That's a good one!


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Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260634
06/15/18 08:31 PM
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Good one old timer! grin

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Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260635
06/15/18 08:34 PM
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Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260645
06/15/18 08:54 PM
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I got a good laugh at that one!

Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260817
06/16/18 05:52 AM
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good one

Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260821
06/16/18 05:54 AM
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BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Re: Subject: Bill Clinton at a Baseball game [Re: The Beav] #6260895
06/16/18 08:43 AM
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Thanks beav ,that's funny.

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