let's hear them

Put hillary signs in the yard, in a rural yard that is.

I can think of much worse, but I will keep it quiet!!!

Toss the batteries from the car keys

Change out all their coffee to decaf.

Myself and another guy stopped by a buddies one day. Nobody was home so we let ourselves in, drank a few of his beers, and then we cut all the labels off every soup can in his cupboard.

i dont care who you are that is funny!!!!

Super glue in the front door key hole on someone's house who you really like .........

Slightly loosen all the lightbulbs in the house.

Got ask to write down lotto numbers for a friend. He left ticket on the table,so,I put his numbers down as the winning numbers. He still gets a little upset when I bring it up.

I like the soup label trick,I'll remember that one

lol

Yup the soup label is the one... they may not like you for awhile but they will wonder why didn't I think of that...

Even bother when you call them every other night and ask what they had for lunch or dinner .. talk about salt in the wound.

Cut a tiny hole in the rubber flapper of the toilet. No. Don't do that. That is too cruel.

Double sided carpet tape on the toilet seat.

Mike

Wire their horn up through the switch on the brake pedal.

Mike

Me and my trapping partner threw trash in a buddies yard for about 2 yrs. Every time we came by, he would pick it up every day gripe about all the trashey nabors who through crap out and never picked up on the fact that his yard was the only yard with trash in it on the whole county rd.

Pull the hinge pins on their doors.

Icy hot on toilet seat

so far I have heard vandalism and disorderly conduct


we moved a instructor's truck in tech school , he always parked in the same spot , he had a little Toyota 2wd 5 guys can lift up the front , then the back then the front we only moved it over 2 spots but it had the desired effect , the instructor who always parked next to him had an old van so he walked out and thought for sure his truck was stolen. till he started looking around more then he thought he had lost his mind.

he was normally very well natured to a joke but not when it involved his truck , maddest we ever saw him.

Neat hair remover in the jock strap.
Its funny until its you

One time we filled (I mean really filled) a friends desk and cabinets with tootsie rolls. She HATE tootsie rolls.

When I was about 11 years old my little brother came to me and ask what he needed to do because his butt was chapped. I gave him a tube of BENGAY and told him to apply liberally. When I heard him screaming I ran into the bathroom. He was sitting in the sink with the cold water running on his rear end. My father was not impressed and my butt hurt worse after he got done with the belt, but it was worth it kinda feel bad about it, but not really

Several years ago I was laid off one snowy winter but managed to stay busy blowing out driveways. Seems that we got 2"-3" every few days so no sooner finished and had to start all over again. Friends had just moved into a new place and I couldn't resist doing something nice for them like blowing out their driveway. Buddies brother, for whatever reason, parked an old car in their yard just off the driveway and every time I cleaned out the driveway I would move over towards the car. Slowly the car started to "creep" into the driveway but in reality I was just moving the driveway over. By mid-winter the car was centered in the driveway and they had to go around the other side of the car. Understandably the wife was quite upset that her brother-in-law would have the nerve to park his car in the middle of the driveway like that! By spring the old car was no longer an issue as it was now on the other side and the wife was once again at ease. That is until the snow began to melt and they realised they where driving on their lawn.....

I'd pull the phantom crapper. Ya go to the bar, drink regular beer and brew up a good number 2. Sneak into the house and drop said number 2 in the guest bathroom. Leave the seat down. Write phantom crapper on a sticky note and put that under the lid to be seen when the lid is lifted. Takes the right opportunity but can be funny. I spent 3 days saying I gotta install a fan in the master bathroom before I found it.

The best!

A gal here in town put a syringe full of pure skunk juice between the weather stripping into the cab of here ex's pick up.

My old neighbor (Vikings fan) asked me (Packers fan) to watch his house while he was gone for 4 or 5 days. While he was gone I fertilized a huge Packer "G" in his front yard. Both of our front yards sloped toward the road. Not so apparent in September but come late October early November it was the only green spot in the yard. To add insult to injury it was also the first thing to green up in the spring.

I used to carry a broken spring or bolt when I hunted with friends. Travelling along looking for wolves and wolverine I would trail behind my buddies and when we stop For a break I would say I found this piece on the trail. Sometimes as many as four guys would go from standing and looking around to on the ground checking their suspensions hoping it’s not from their machine.

Friend of mine put oral gel on the rim of glasses them put them in the refreg, to chill. Filled with beer and serve after a while beer was running down the guest chins

I had a coworker that moved up from NY city. He and his wife bought a house in a development. He called me and asked for help starting his lawn push lawn mower. I went over to help him. He had never mowed a lawn before lived in the city all his life 35 years. I told him he could jump start it by running down the road and pulling the cord to start it. It was hilarious all the neighbors were out doing yard work and all of them laughing and pointing. He pushed the mower back and i then showed him how to use it. We still laugh about. He said to me wait till i get you into the city! That will never happen.

Jack the back of the truck up 1/8".

An "upper decker" is when you do it in the water tank of the terlit. It keeps on giving every time they flush. Learned that from a state trooper.

Hang a dead coon in the engine cavity of a truck. Nuff said.

Grease on the wipers. Get a bale of straw. Put in cab and cut the strings. Not that I've ever done that sort of thing.

Saran wrap over the toilet below the seat
Peanut butter under car handles
Hide alarm clocks around the house that go off at different times
Leave carmalized onions in the fridge in the fall
Create custom text shortcuts/auto corrects on the phone for normal words
Oreo cookies filling replaced w/ toothpaste
re-arrange someones entire closet & drawers
add red dye tablets in faucet caps
to name a few

get your best bud in a crowded store and holler over as you walk out the door."hey,don't forget the condoms and lube."

Traveling with family or friends we sometimes rode three (all guys) in the front of a pickup.

When you were stopped at a light and there was a bunch of cars/people around, the third man ridding shotgun would bend down and hide, while reaching over and blowing the horn so everyone looked.

Some of these are great!

And some of you'll can't have any friends left!

A large zip tie on the driveshaft.

A friend once put a plastic car battery shell on my driveway filled with water and tipped it on it's side so the water ran out of it on my driveway. When I looked out the window in the morning and saw a battery on my driveway with what I thought was acid leaking all over I almost crapped....actually I was in my bathroom at the time so I really did (in the toilet this time).

Put the sugar in the salt shaker and the salt in the sugar bowl. Nailed my sister with this one when was a kid, but dad didn't think salt in his coffee was to funny.
Dennis

Place a ball of window putty they use to seal car windows with on the tread of victims front tire. As soon as they start rolling the putty becomes more or less unremovable and throws the wheel out of alignment. The steering wheel shakes uncontrollably until the putty is warn off which could take awhile depending upon the amount applied. Doesn't hurt the vehicle any but really irritating for the driver.

There was a guy in town that had an early 50's Chevy van [the kind you could start without a key]. He would hang one on about once a week, and when he did we would steal it and plow it into the deepest snow bank we could find. The people in town just thought old Blinky got hammered again and run her in the ditch.

Wish this would have worked on my dad. a couple friends and I did this to my dads truck. We called from a bar within view of his driveway and told him that a preety young thing was flashing her "talent" all over the bar. Seconds later he came out of the house, jumped in the truck. When the truck didn't move he wasted no time putting the truck in 4x4 jumping off the blocks and down the road.

I was at the store one time and I saw a buddy of mine walk in but he didn't se me. When I was checking out I told the cashier I saw a guy puting things in his pocket and described what my buddy was wearing and looked like to her. I talked to him later and he said they hassled him for 20 minutes before they let him leave!

We also did this to our principle for homecoming our jr year. The following year we pulled all the tires off and chained them to the lightpost on the opposite side of the parking lot. We pulled both of thesee off during a engines class with the aide of our shop teacher whom later became the principle himself.

Lost a $25 Bet one time. So I paid it all in penny's frozen at different levels in a 5 gallon buckets.

Used to Archery Hunt a farm with a guy that would bring his Quad to get to his stand. He would show up in the morning drop his tail gate and install his ramps. He would come back after dark and drive up the ramps and close his tail gate in the dark. Made a sign up that said Honk if your Gay too. He found the sign a week later and wasn't happy. Especially because he lived in the city and a alot of people were honking at him.

Hooked those pull string fireworks onto every cabinet, toilet seat and door in a buddies house after he passed out one night. His wife is still gun shy.

Another one about my coworker from NY city. 30 years ago saw an add in the local paper. It was for a coming out of the closet ( gay )potluck dinner. I wrote a letter using my coworkers name. Told them about being married with kids but needed to come out of the closet. Explained i was afraid to do so. asked if it would be made public who attended? Well the group putting on the dinner responded back to him. When his wife opened the letter and called to ask about it. He was confused for a moment wondering what was going on trying to convince her it was a mistake and not him. I could hear the one side of the conversation. He turned in my direction and i said is she calling about your dinner plan's. Then he knew what had happened. Now we both pranked each other all the time always trying to out do the other. This is what he did to me before my prank. I had gone out to the bars and hooked up with some girl ( i used to drink alot in my younger days) and had told him all about how i could not remember much about it. A few days later he has a buddy of his start calling me at work saying that i had been with his wife and he was going to blow my head off. He hatched this plan when a guy came in to work looking for me to tell me i had won a dbl Hatfield 20 ga shotgun. I had bought a raffle ticket from him at his gun shop. He told my coworker he would bring the gun and paper work to me in two days. My coworker had worked me up about this guy coming to blow my head off. All of a sudden my coworker comes to the back of the store telling me to run. He says there is some guy pulled a shotgun out of his truck and is coming the front. I dam near killed myself running out the back. He stood at the back door laughing and saying that it was a gun i had won in a raffle.

One time my buddy and I borrowed his sisters halloween severed foot and used red car model paint for blood and placed the foot sticking out of the trunk of my car. We cruised all day around town. Naturally some people were scared others laughed. A few days later my buddy used the foot in his delivery truck, he got pulled over the cop didn't find it funny since "it looked real" .

Amatrur

A thin layer of powdered sugar on the clean white sheets is great one.
Boil the eggs and then put them back in the container and back in the fridge.
Toast all the bread and then put it back in bag.
Fill all the kitchen drawers with popcorn.
Put small fine glittery confetti in the car heater vents.
Put something on the toilet paper.
Short sheeting the bed?
Turn the fridge colder temp setting
Saran wrap on the toilet is a great one
Alum powder in the toothpaste tube
Shoe black on the rim of the binoculars is a classic
I love those little exploding loads in ciggarettes too.
Don't forget to fill out the mail in requests for your buddies too. They will get all kinds of offers for new windows, siding, religious stuff, samples of stuff, etc.


Jim

My Boss (now retired) had a friend who had just retired. A couple of the friends buddies ran an ad in the local shopper that said something like "Retired man is bored, looking for something to do. Call Joe at xxx-xxxx. Will roto-till your garden for free." His phone wouldn't stop ringing.

taping the sprayer nozzle next to the kitchen faucet on, so that whoever turns it on gets soaked. The best part is when they jump back out of the water but it is still getting the kitchen wet and they have to get wet a second time to shut it off.

If ya like em - grease your buddies rear tire, if ya don't like em grease the front tire( motorcycle). Here's one that'll take minute to tell, Suze told me not to do it but she laughed like heck when I did. Fontana, Ca, there are two TA truck stops there, just across the exit from each other. The back two parking rows are 'party row', the working ladies & gentleman that engage them are pretty much left alone as long as crime don't get out of hand. BUT, when party row is full and all the clients are satisfied the working ladies holler on the CB radio and then run out between trucks, jump on the passenger side of the customer's slow moving truck they have contacted and enter the truck. It's just funny, hot chick in a mini skirt & cowgirl boots running and jumping on a moving tractor/trailer. Well, me being me with my perverse sense of humor & with a not little malice from being woke up in the middle of the night from these working ladies wanting to know if 'I wanted a little company?'. So I greased the passenger door handle and step and hollered ' I be thru in a minute darlin, jump & sit' . They jumped and they sat, just not in the passenger seat. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a flying ;$8?;". Still cracks me up.

One of the senior classes took a picture of the principal's truck and posted it for sale on Craigslist... At a really great price. And posted the school's office number as the contact.

Mike

Fill a plastic trash bag about half full of styrofoam peanuts and tie shut. Place it in the dryer for about 5-10 minutes. Empty contents of bag inside victims vehicle. Statically charged peanuts will stick everywhere and making it extremely difficult to remove. Works better if they are in a hurry to go someplace....

One of my personal favorites:
i mashed a sheet of fiberglass insulation around in a buddy's sheets while he was on a date with a new girl and then disposed of it. Took catfish stink bait and smeared it on top of the fan blades in his house with a butter knife. They woke up itchy the next morning all full of regrets. He tore his house apart trying to figure out where that smell was coming from.