Wife has a sense of humor!

Some don't but she does. I go out to let the chickens out for the day as she gets ready for that work thing she does. I come in and she it taping shards of glass onto thin cardboard so it won't cut the trash bag. I asked what's that from she said, "her mirror", so I said, "the magic mirror"? She says, " yes the one that makes me beautiful" so I asked how long ago did you break it!

Treading a thin line there jerry... lol

Glad the swelling will still let you see the computer screen. LOL


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Waiting for you to post your "Beg for Forgiveness Line"

Let us know when you get out of the hospital.

You don't mess with magical mirrors and their uncalibrated scales.

She just chuckled and shook her head the dog will get 1st bite of my food for the next week just incase! LOL

So now your sleeping with the Squirrels

Lol, my wife would not be so nice!!

I realized that she has become more like me over the years when people started saying she was sounding more like me when she was joking around and said crazy stuff like that. LOL

I get in trouble joking around

LOL! Mine will take some razzing but have to pick the right time.

We watch Jeopardy a lot and my wife reads all of the time so one day there are 3 contestants on the show and they are doing the opening intros, they are all chubby with similar builds they could all of been related. So I said they look like readers to me! We laughed because there was a commercial that was selling some reading program and everyone they had bragging about the program was chubby! So she gets me I guess.

my wife hates it when she asks how the dinner was. My first reply will be "it doesn't taste like my moms cooking".

I tell my wife I really like her tater tot casserole then I tell her that was the girlfriend before her!

Hahahaha!