Posted By: Ray B
This morning, around 7:00 - 09/03/18 12:19 AM
This morning, around 7:00
AM, I went for my stroll around the marina.
I noticed a man with a long bladed knife running down
the dock towards me, dressed in snowflake clothing and shouting
death to all, when
suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of the
weight of all the explosives he was carrying, and I knew that If
he didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that requires
a person to get help to those in distress,
I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard,
Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
It's now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none
of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
AM, I went for my stroll around the marina.
I noticed a man with a long bladed knife running down
the dock towards me, dressed in snowflake clothing and shouting
death to all, when
suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of the
weight of all the explosives he was carrying, and I knew that If
he didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that requires
a person to get help to those in distress,
I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard,
Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
It's now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none
of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
