Happy Canada T-Day.
So what's tradition on Canadian Thanksgiving?
The day starts out with a hockey stick parade. The Canadian with the fewest remaining teeth, from hockey injuries, is the Master of Ceremonies. In a result of a tie, between most teeth lost, the politest Canadian gets the honors and gives them to progressively ruder Canadians, until the rudest Canadian, with the least teeth becomes MC. Three of the rudest MC's are now being considered for sainthood. Next, Canadians gather together and eat roasted beaver, with a heavy maple syrup glaze. The beaver is stuffed with Canadian bacon and pine needles. At 12:00pm, 3:00pm, 6:00pm, 9:00pm and 12:00am, Canadians perform obeisances towards England, while wearing heavy steel chains with locks with the picture of the Queen of England on them. They repeatedly chant "EH!" as they repeatedly bow and touch their heads to the floor. At least this is what I guess happens.
Happy Thanksgiving Canucks!
Keith