After you win tonights Mega Million

Wonder what lifestyle changes I would make if I won half a billion dollars tonight? I know my hunting land would improve the next season. I would finally get the muscle car of my dreams, whatever it is. I would have a plane and a pilot. My garden would be much larger and have a tractor and greenhouse. My grandkids college choices would be wide open. Id get a ton of life insurance as a tax hedge for my two kids.

What changes would you make?

Land, land, land. I would buy a few thousand acres and put a big house it the middle of it. Make it my own game preserve. I would have a large lake on it. A nice gun range, 3-d archery range, skeet and trap range, a huge work shop. It would become the country of Finstervainia.

sno-cone machine.

Find a place to hide from all my new friends.

I would probably still catch skin and flesh some $5 coon this season

i'd quit my side job as an exotic dancer. .would still be BATMAN though.

buy the 150 acres next to my 110 acres and never leave the property!

Buy the top lot of beaver at both NAFA and FHA.

I would keep trapping until all the money is gone!

I'm buying a 250 foot longline vessel and getting lost for a long time.

Hunt and fish yr round all over the world. Buy the biggest piece of property I can in very remote country, no need for a huge house I have nobody to impress.

PCR my wife went to a bachelorette party last weekend and she said the dancer smelt like castor and a hint of fox pee was that you??

Land land and more land, I have a ranch and high fence so every one leave me alone...

I have a 50% chance of living on the correct side of the Mississippi....

Give a bunch to try and help the people in Florida that lost everything in the hurricane.

I like it!

I wish Alaska would sell those tickets. Id split with all of me friends.

I would buy Canada and Alaska and trap all of it.

Buy a ranch in the Black Hills somewhere near Deadwood and also one building in deadwood. Hunt, trap and fish except friday and sat nights I'd play Caribbean stud in town.

It could buy me a boat, and a truck to pull it.

I will send boiled peanuts to everyone. They freeze well.

I would buy some prime land and put a high double fence around it. Cut all of the trees away from it that are within falling range and then hire a maintenance man to make sure the fence stays up. I would have a few modest houses in places like MT, here, AZ, and anywhere else I decide that I want to spend a lot of time. I would hunt and fish until I was insane. Then I would do even more. I would also have a full time cook so I don't have to cook all of the food I harvest.

I would also watch my spending and abide by what the financial planner says.

I would have a press conference to let the world know that I have enough friends and don't need more. I would also make it clear that anyone who asks for money would be forever on the "go pack sand down a rat hole" list.

I would build a trapping camp in a remote area and hire four of the top trappers in the country and pay them a $100,000 yearly salary to trap with me.

I would host the Biggest TMAN Padhy ...have everyone flown in ..or by train...Live bands ...best seafood...bar b Que...all flown in ....trapping demos ... along with drunk trap setting contests.....and pay each one 10k cash for just showing up. Show up Friday and be put up in the Hilton Hotel .....Saturday Pahdy....Go home Sunday with at least 10,000.00 in your pocket.

Some democrat will probably win it

Nessmuck are you moving to the correct side of the Mississippi

dennis hof just died. somebody needs to take over

I would but a lot of new traps, a new truck and air boat, I would play in the woods whenever and wherever I wanted. Oh and I would buy a new house for my wife and daughters to live in while I was gone.

Nobody won

Dang Ness I hope you won!

First, my work would never see or here from me again. I wouldn't even show up the next day to get my tools, I'd just buy new ones. I'd spend the rest of my days working hard, doing what I want, raising my kids right, spending time with my wife. I'd stay in my house, and get it fixed the way I want it. Possibly buy a few toys, there's not a ton that I want. Maybe a few guns, a nicer truck (but probably still an old four cylinder), possibly get rid of the kayak and get a canoe. I'd hunt more, but not too much more.

good thing i didn't burn my thong and pasties.maybe next time folks.

You serious ?

Yup no winner. A 200,000,000 raise in the next jackpot.

No winner?? So I still have a chance to buy the wife shoes and new teeth??


Mac

I'd prolly just buy myself a little something like this......



Might get one in Texas too

It would all go to my wife. I would have a heart attack and die as soon as I found out that I won.
If I didn't- my kids and future grandkids would be set, I would have a lot of land, more traps than I could ever set, more guns and ammo than I could ever shoot, the best stocked bar, etc. Etc.

Help folks give money to church and buy my own tropical island where I can be left alone

All I'd want in life is a side by side to drive around and a .22 hornet. Transitioning from the Marines in June...I hope I can afford the rifle. Lol.

If I win, I'll by California and give it to Montana for breakfast.

I would split it with all of the people I work with and buy the biggest ''Closed you Jerks!'' sign I could have made, put it in the front window of my business and then go buy a side by side and .22 hornet for my buddy John. Then become a hermit.

First thing I'd do is build a huge facility for our food shelf.
Then, I'd bank the money. You'd have to hide because you will be contacted by so many organizations claiming to be needy; it will drive you crazy.

I would still want to help out those legitimately living in poverty. I'm referring to those who were born and raised in America. Not the illegal immigrants coming for a handout when we have so many of our own to take care of first.

Oh, and I would certainly take care of me and the missus. Build a new house on the lake. Get two new boats, one for smaller lakes and one for our lake.

breast enhancement surgery for everyone.

OK. But I'm not sure my wife would like it if mine were nicer than hers.



Mike

yeah,but if you had your own,you'd leave hers alone.

Doubtful. Lol

Mike

I would just like to have a lawn mower i dont have to work on every time i mow

a cart for behind the 4 wheeler that i dont have to put air in the tires every time i wanna use it.

I like the way you guys think. I retire in June. Heat, please. Lol.

I talked to a friend that works part time at a convenience store. He said it was crazy the number of people coming in buying Mega Millions tickets last night.

I think first thing most would have to do is buy new under ware and pants. Guy would for sure crap them if ya ever won..
Then run hide for a while where the vultures couldn't sniff ya out.


Mac

I would do some stuff to help the trapping world, and so alot of random acts of kindness that I hope no 0ne ever hears about.

And a Side by Side and 22 hornet for John.... As long as he comes bact to kill Pheasants and Toilets in Beaman.

i'd just buy half of Montana and make the terd the highest paid driver in the U.S..i'd die of old age before he ran outta interesting stories.

The big question , would be what would you do if you were the SOLE WINNER of BOTH the PowerBall and the Mega millions lottery ???

I'd pay all my bills off, change my name, then buy up a bunch of ranch land along the highline. Pick up John on the way and trap our buts off.
Lots and lots of random acts of kindness tewew.. Get ready PCR and Horn LOL

Almost forgot the wife and kids.. They all get a house and 100 acres so I could come visit LOL