The big biker, the little biker & the urinal.

Susan and I are guests of the Rhythm City Casino this evening. I am drinking beer, shots of bourbon, betting and conducting myself as a gentleman. I walk into the restroom, there are 5 urinals, the three to the right are blocked off for cleaning. The fifth is in use, I go to the forth, the only open one. I do my business and go to wash my hands, the first 3 wash basins are marked off by towels and cleaning products, the restroom cleaning guy is washing them. The drunk guy next to me says 'Are you a faggot'? 'Say what?' 'Are you a faggot? You used the urinale next to me and your washing your hands next to me' Are you a faggot or what?' 'No, the cleaning guys are cleaning'. 'Your a gd faggot' and he roundhouses me with a right. I pushed him off & left his drunken self on the floor and 20 or 30 feet from the restroom door he jumped me. That'll work. Spent most of my adult life in casinos. He hit me from behind, I just put as much hurting on him as I could before the big boys with guns got us stopped. Turnes out I'm probably not a faggot and he's beat up and in jail.

Them big boys with guns always seem to show up just as things are getting fun.

i'm retired now but that sure brings back memories.

Fist fights sure do seem to have a way of tracking you down. Maybe you spend time in the rough parts of town.

That reminds me of the guy who one night saw someone breaking into his unattached garage. He called local law enforcement and said a person was breaking into his garage. He was told they would have someone there shortly.

After 20 minutes and no sign of an officer of the law, he called again. This time he was told, they were very busy, but an officer would be there as soon as possible.

Five minutes later, he called back and told them to take their time. He had taken matters into his own hands and shot the would-be thief. Within minutes, there were flashing lights and 6 law enforcement vehicles in his yard!

I have a friend who always says to the guy next to him, don't you just hate these partitions!

Or the old stand by to start a fight every time " Nice watch"!!