Posted By: Trapper7
Morning Chuckle - 11/02/18 03:02 PM
They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly, I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car will be stolen.
As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and now it had been stolen.
Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and now it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me? He barked. "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, just as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your dang car!"
As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and now it had been stolen.
Then, I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and now it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me? He barked. "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, just as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your dang car!"
