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Prime, Raw, Fresh Frozen, Bone-In Critter Tails for sale.
50 tails packed in a U.S.P.S Large Flat Rate Box
Asking $250.00 shipped to your door
Please Specify Coon, Possum, Skunk, or Assortment.
Act now while supplies last !!!
NOTE*****Not for sale within a 300 mile radius of Lower Brule Reservation, S.D*****