Bullheaded Rabbit

There I was , hauling the garbage cans in this Afternoon with the Lawn tractor; when one of the Rabbits from the field next door was munching on the front lawn. I get to within 6 feet of it with the tractor, and it would not get out of the way. I yell at it , even blasted the horn on the tractor. IT IGNORED ME, AND KEPT EATING AWAY !! finally, it moved across the driveway, and started munching on the Evergreens. I get the garbage hauling taken care of, and head on over to see what is up with that Rabbit. Big Rabbit, but fur was all wetted up and discolored. Then, it stood up , and started chasing me !! Throw the tractor in 5th, and haul on out of there!!

What the heck was that all about ??????


Rabies ? Tularemia ?

Watch Monty Python and you'll learn a lot about MEAN MEAN rabbits. Pretty sure it was in the Holy Grail movie.

Yep, if it is white haul arse out quick and DO NOT LOOK BACK!

But not if you have a "holy handgrenade"

There will be much rejoicing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnOdAT6H94s

That was funny then, and it's still funny today.

Which president was it that got attacked by a Rabbit while playing Golf? Gerald Ford?

Guard Rabbit....get a pair and breed them!

was it on its hind legs when it was chasing you could've been a dreaded wererabbit

it realized it was a NY rabbit and you were a NY human stripped of all your natural rights not legally allowed to defend yourself even from a mad rabbit. the rabbit will eat what it wants and where it wants and you will do nothing about it. for it is now in charge and you are not.



(yes this is mostly sarcasm)