Name an excuse....

"Well, truthfully, I'd rather kill a doe."
"You can't eat horns."

No but you can stir a pot of chilli with em

Wasn't a shooter, letting 'me grow nnother year.

I'm not out there for the kill, I just enjoy the peace of the woods.

I don’t shoot anything less than 16 points.

That's awesome.

can't shoot a big one if you shoot all the little ones.

What buck??

too hot,,too cold,,bucks all went nocturnal,,herd is way down this year,,,

Dang squirrels

I got neighbors that shoot everything before they can mature..


Mac

Trump...Gotta be Trumps fault....

Lol..

Work keeps calling!

Dam coohunters chased the big one away

Took two quick shots and by the time I got the cap back on the bottle, it was gone...
This was used by one of the guys I hunted with and was the last year I hunted with that group.

The barrel is bent

Moon phase was wrong...

I had a yeast infection....

You didn't say I had to use those cross hairs

BUTT

Ttt.

I hit the "void" between the lungs and spine. He'll be fine.

It must be the "October lull".

No truer words were ever spoken!

I'm 100% in on that one.

Dang spaceship picked them up again and won't bring them back until after Christmas.

Strong username to post correlation

I hit the scope pretty hard on the safe door - at least 6" low, look at these ring marks.

You're right Hutchy!!

My dog ate my bullets.

There is no deer so I didn't hunt much

I feel asleep

"Those rich out of staters leased up all the best ground in my area." That's the one I hear the most, minus the expletives.

Keith

I spent the whole season driving deer to my son and dad , 2 years in a row now with the assist on dads buck.

he sends all but a few pounds of the meat home with me any way.

3 deer shot last year 0 by me all 3 went in my freezer

Dad 1 my son 2.

I left my gun by that tree and walked over there to water that tree !

All the big ones got shot in the youth hunt!

Size don't matter--heard that one hundreds of times.