Posted By: beaverpeeler
Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 12:47 AM
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Posted By: FairbanksLS
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 01:41 AM
Sleep well tonight beaverpeeler.
Posted By: newhouse114
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 02:33 AM
His wife doesn't waste her time with this forum. Probably why they are still married.
Posted By: adam m
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 02:50 AM
11. Don't hog the bed
12. Guns don't mind rapid firing
13. Guns will let you know if there's a problem
Posted By: Dylan Phelps124
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 04:05 AM
Hahaha these are pretty good
Posted By: 330-Trapper
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 04:33 AM
Well they BOTH can go Off with both barrels!!!
Posted By: adam m
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 01:50 PM
15. Guns will tell you what they want to eat
16. Guns are always ready for a good time
Drum roll........
17. Guns don't come with in laws
Posted By: 330-Trapper
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 01:52 PM
...are you alive beaverpealer?
Posted By: beaverpeeler
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 05:09 PM
Yep, locked and loaded!
BTW, I copied that little gem out of a cowboy greasy-spoon breakfast place men's restroom in eastern Oregon. Showed it to my wife (via screen shot) and she thought it was funny too.
Posted By: 330-Trapper
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 05:10 PM
Thought you'd been
Dissapeared. accidentally on purpose
Posted By: jbyrd63
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 05:31 PM
Showed this to my wife and she said if I agree with this next time I wanted some "lovin" to go get my 12 gauge pump out from behind the door.
You guys can have you 10 12, 15 reason to have a gun over a woman . I'll keep my woman.............
Posted By: backroadsarcher
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 10:29 PM
You can put it away for 20 years and it will look the same when you dig it back out.
Posted By: loosegoose
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 11:26 PM
Yeah, but no matter how much you lube your gun....never mind.
Posted By: MrsFord
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/28/20 11:54 PM
Lol. I mean your not wrong..... but wow! Glad your wife got a kick!
Posted By: Zookeeper
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/29/20 02:58 AM
I have said for decades that the three most important things in life are: a good dog, a good woman, and a good rifle. The order of importance may change daily or sometimes hourly.
Posted By: cathryn
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/31/20 12:17 AM
Why women prefer guns over men.....with a gun we can choose the length of the barrel.
Posted By: MuddyMike
Re: Why men prefer guns over women - 01/31/20 01:07 PM
bahahahaha Cathryn that is hilarious!
