Posted By: cat daddy
Valentine delivery - 02/15/20 12:10 AM
So, my wife is a teacher in a town about 20 miles from the town we live in. So, today, I go to safeway and buy her 3 red roses in a vase, and drive them to the school where she works. We both have seen Blazing Saddles a hundred times, so, I write on the little card thats in the envelope with the flowers, “a wed wose, how womantic”. When I deliver the vase to her school (they dont know me), I ask the secretary at the front office if she would get the flowers to my wifes room. She says absolutely, no problem. I thank her, and as I walk out, I turn around and say, if her husband comes in later, you didn’t see anything. Then I walked out.
