Toilet paper storage

What is the best method for storing 5 years worth of toilet paper? Asking for a friend !

Chris

Some place dry, easy to access, but hard to find. Ya know, next to all those .22RF''s

Well your friend may be breaking all kind of county, state, and Fed law. Your only allowed a 3 day supply. My best advice is dump it on the black market !

My brother bought a house in 1999 that had belonged to an old gal that was a horder. She had big boxes of toilet paper from the mid 60's that still had the store receipts with them. He gave me some rolls and the thing that amazed me was how much more paper each roll had compared to modern day paper. But it was still just as functional as it ever had been.

Got any left?

I'll watch it for you. Send it to me.

3 day supply? What do you get like one roll???

Relief is on the way. Saw this on the local news.


CHEBOYGAN COUNTY, Mich., (WPBN/WGTU) -- If you've gone to the store in the last few days you've probably noticed big crowds and empty shelves.

Soap, hand sanitizer and toilet paper highest in demand but lowest in supply.

We wondered how some of the producers of these products are faring as the demand increases amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Hard work is a staple at the Great Lakes Tissue Company in Cheboygan.

That hard work kicking up a notch amid the toilet paper shortage.

"We feel more urgency to put out product," Production Coordinator Tony Clairmont said.

The company received 16 to 18 new orders Friday, that's an increase from the handful of orders the company says it usually gets in a day.

"A lot of orders came in in the last couple days,” General Manager Bill McCarney said. “Lots of phone calls, lots of people looking to see if they can come here directly. We're the only tissue manufacturer in Michigan."

For now, the company is working with the crew it has.

Reinforcements though are on the way.

An expansion will bring in new machinery that'll increase production.

The company is also already hiring 20 to 30 new employees.

"That'll help some of it increase the production a little bit,” McCarney said. “And we figure mid-May the new equipment will be here and that will create a significant increase."

"We have a lot of good people on the floor who work here,” Clairmont said. “They are really starting to take this job more seriously since the coronavirus popped up."

Thanks, Brucedafter.

Was at an estate auction about 15 yrs ago. The runners were hauling out toilet paper rolls by the wheelbarrow selling it. Everything metal in his garage was previously broken and weld repaired. Turns out the guy was very well to do but couldn't resist stealing a roll or 2 from the local mall every time he was there. Relatives told me he made his wife darn the holes in his socks - stuff like that.....I thought, what a loser

That's good news Bruce I'm a little ways from Cheyboygan and i'm sure they'll do their best to Wipe out this Deficit However as hey have contracts with major suppliers how much is going to roll our way will be the Question

Question for you Bruce Dafter hows the Cozy Corner Restaurant doin??

I usually leave spare bricks of .22LR shells and 36 packs of double ply laying around in random areas to make my married buddies jealous when they come over. I'm guessing they secretly hate me because I also decorate with bobcat rugs, enormous antlers, and pictures of me spurring old NFR bulls!

An old cowboy once told me you don't have to brag if you have a gold buckle that says champion (same concept)

Is there any other creature in God's creation that has to wipe itself? I've been wondering this for quite some time.

You could always do like my dogs and cat do and lick yourself clean!

I made an emergency run for some Ben & Jerry's and sure enough, even Houlton, Maine is out of toilet paper. There was some Brawny paper towels for the self-reliant, off-the-grid types.

What your dog doesn't drag his butt on your carpet or saddle blanket?
I think I need a new dog LOL

I have a "No kiss" policy with my pooch.

?, what would be cheaper , finding t.p. or buying dog food for the mutt you just got at the Pound...... think outside the Box ...... might even make a trapline dog!!!!!

Mouse proofing is most the most important thing for long term storage

I think the Cozy is doing OK. Even though I only live about 10 miles from there, it's not a place I get to. We don't go out to eat much at all. A couple years ago I was there every week.... delivering the beer. I used to drive for the local distributor and they were a stop on my Friday route.

Anybody know whatever happened to Mr. Whipple?

Zim

Found a source for 5 PLY Toilet Paper..


Toilet Paper Bulk Bathroom 5 Ply White Tissue


Made in China

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Wilson

Instead of risking a fist fight in my local Walmart, there’s a field with standing corn near my home, going to collect some corncobs.

Why in the world would anyone hoard TP in this situation. We all still have electricity, just take your daily shower after your daily poop. Problem solved. Carry on....

Proves how stupid people are.

Yuck

Is there a tutorial video on this?

You don't take daily showers?

After you shower the crap off your arse dont forget to pick the rosebuds out from between your toes.

reminds me of the bear that asked the rabbit if he had trouble with poop stickin to his fur??

rabbit--nope

bear--good and wipes with him.

Pump sprayer with bleach and warm water and washable towels can be used if TP runs out.

Smart people would be hoarding food, without food, ya probably wont need no TP.

Smart people had food and TP before the hoarding began.

I don’t understand the run on toilet paper ? Do people think that our TP comes from China ? The paper and forest industries still exists in the USA.

We make it 24/7 all year long. Warehouse is cleaned out. Going from from line to truck to stores