New baby boom

So will the next baby boom or generation be named the Corona generation??

I was thinking the same thing. A lot of time on people hands!! Not happening here. I just got shot down in flames for even asking

Did you offer to wear a mask?

lol welcome to the married over 50s club !!

Dang, I didn’t think of that. I’ll ask and get back with you. She’s at the stove so I’ll wait to ask until she’s done cooking. I don’t want to mess up and not get lunch too!!

plus it would be safer if you waited till she was out of reach of the cast iron fry pan

Babies born in late 2020, will be referred to as coronials!

I may have a coranial on the way myself. I figure if we are heading back to the old days, 3 kids just ain't enough workers

Well DWC, the mask angle didn’t work at all:(( I did however get some great potato soup! Regrouping and reevaluating tactics now!!!!

Best bet would be break out the checkbook shower her with flowers and new clothes... other than that you might have to take matters into youre own hands..lol

Pawnee

Till her we are all rooting for you, that should help your cause

and if you die of corona virus tonight shell never forgive herself!

Take control of the TP.

I know better than that. She thinks most of you guys are nuts. lol

Lol, I tend to agree with her.

Anybody planning on getting in on the baby boom better double up, just to be sure the deed gets done.

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Wuhan doctors warn coronavirus could cause male infertility

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Pawnee
You got kind of quite on us.... anything you want to share???

no been putting up sheet rock and had to go kick a couple thousand pounds of feed off. I’m thinking about what bacat put above, and may go with it. Looking at the doom and gloom of the word situation with a hint of guilt.

Honey the world may be ending, and if it doesn’t I may not be able to father children. Still working on how to phrase it!!

I wouldn't let her read this thread, if you ever want get 'jiggy' again.



Charlie

More great advice lol

lmao!!!!!!!!!!

9 months from now December 15th...

Corona virus probably has the same creator as valentines day and it sure as heck was a woman that created the holiday and the virus...

You could try the romantic moves from the animal kingdom. Start off with moves like a rooster. Its well known Roosters are very romantic.

Try this Pickup Line:

"You and me baby, we ain't nothin but mammals,
So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."

The whole infertility/end of the world thing didn’t work. She said no thanks, and told all you guys and I quote “go suck eggs”

We had an ice storm back in 1998. Many had no power for over a week, and no heat. When there is only candle light, the fireplace, and each other to stay warm it's easy to understand why there was a baby boom 9 months later. Keeping warm the old fashioned way is the best way. So......if you have to self quarantine, you may as well make the best of it.

lmao

Texted her and told her I might have to make a parts run to the city today, and thought maybe she might like a bottle or two of red wine. She texted back and said no but if I went by TSC I could pick up one of these!

It ain't gonna happen with govt telling people to stay 3 feet apart.

We are having baby girl in 3 weeks (4/8). Not the ideal time to delivery a baby. Hospitals here in NY already limited visitors to 1 person/spouse only. Will make for one (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) of a story.

I think you should seek proffessional help. if your in the city there should be a 3 oklock mattinee 1 dollar free will offering.

You might try the old "Never let a crisis go to waste." line. However, desperation is never attractive. LOL.

I tried the not being desperate thing once. Told the wife one time I really wasn't interested right now but I'd take one for the team.... she said good, keep setting on the bench...

Women can be very cruel...……..and patient. LOL.

Good luck to you. I hope everything goes great for you. God bless

I’ll say AMEN to that!!!

Unless you have a rocket launcher

2 blue pills should do it

Make sure you have the go ahead from launch control before you fuel it up or it might not be good

x2 and have a plan b !!

tell her the castrating tool was all sold out empty shelves.. and buy the wine !! that was a good idea!!

also ask if there is a secondary target that would be acceptable if the primary was a abort.. eg.sis in law.. her best friend.. ect.

Thank goodness for all the panic buying going on now!!

I’m not completely sure you’re giving me sound advice?? but I’ll ask!

lol
all i can say is boldly go where the little head does the thinkin !!

I've figured it out boys..... you can thank me later... I like bridger #3s dog on....

I explained to my wife this evening that romance boosts the immune system!! Only way to save the planet.

Speek for yourself