Social distancing jokes.

Does anyone have some to share? It doesn't matter if it doesn't have anything to do with social distancing. I think we could use a joke thread. I think Garlic helps with social distancing, what do you trapperman people have to say?

Sometimes its tough for people to know how far apart to keep from others.

In canada we like to say if you can hit someone with a hockey stick, you are too close.

And for trappers, you want to stay about two beaver lengths away from the next person.

Hope this helps...

Eat some ramps.

If you can smell their farts you are too close.

Man who farts in church often sits alone in his own pew!

Mac

Garlic won't pay your fare on the bus, but it will get you a seat.

Good one!

I'm not being antisocial. I'm just saving on deodorant.

a little gusto behind each ear and ya wont have to worry

I prefer Eau de Violator 7.

like a good neighbor
stay over there

back in the day, there was so much toilet paper that people use to literally string it in the trees of their enemies

If you can smell other people's fart, you're too close

if you swing a dead cat and hit someone, they are too close

You ever get caught social isolating your self in a closet?
Good place to hide isn't it..

Mac