inanimate objects

without gettin in trouble---what kinda fun names have ya come up with over the years???????

was just movin firewood with my old trailer we call the 'Hamburglar"........................wobble wobble wobble.

Used to mow grass at the gun club with Fergie, the 53 Ferguson tractor. Not as creative as hamburglar.

The big DC3 plane my father flew all the time , called it Baby..

My 300 Weatherby ... Mountain Music

my wife mostly names our vehicles , Fiona , Jolene and I actually named the newest in the fleet , Amber. Amber is a used Utility truck and has a amber beacon on the roof makes her real easy to spot in a parking lot.

a few guns have earned names most notable Bertha (I also had a great aunt Bertha) when Bertha speaks everybody listens.

When I asked my Son to grab a blanking chain and Paps tractor and come over here, he knew what was up..

Whew I thought this post was about me

Me too.

My wife had a 96 Civic hatchback. Something broke and/or spilled in the back and left a terrible stink that never fully went away. She dubbed the car "The Pickle Bucket" and the name stuck.

We gave it to my daughter when it had about a quarter-million miles on it and she put another quarter-million on it before driving The Pickle Bucket to the scarp yard. It still had the smell.

Many years ago I was changing brakes on a 79 ford with improper tools as springs and tools flew my 2 year old daughter toddled over picked up a screwdriver and said Sonofa++++++ Yes Mom heard No day didn't get better

made ham n bean soup with leeks over the weekend and dubbed it "green cloud stew."

When we invaded Iraq in 03 I named my M16 "Black Betty" like the song ramble blam

My pops old .44 is called the cow.. cause of how much leather it took to make the holster, then there’s Maggie the .22 mag...

Double barrel shotgun is a 'two row'.

Over under shotgun is a 'stack barrel'.

My Model 12 Winchester is "Beautimus Maximus"

Son's 7mm Remington mag is "Dies irae". (Latin for 'Day of Wrath')

I got names for just about everything, a lot of which would get me booted out of here forever.




Charlie

Old white Chevy S10 used to own.....Cowbone.

Wine-colored Toyota Tundra...Ruby.

Single barrel 12 ga shotgun that kicks like a mule...Bertha.

Had a racecar I called Nelly.

Had some other ones I called names I can't say here, and was glad when they went away, lol.

A 264win I called Homer, because it brought the meat home.

My ma had a chev Chevet we called the tank because it would go through anything she pointed it at and she took it places I would hesitate to take a 4x4 and never got stuck

My dads Bowie knife that he got from my gramps is forever known by the name Bloody Mary don’t know if he named it or gramps did but its been carried through 4 wars WW1 by gramps WW2 and Korea by dad then Vietnam by my eldest brother and so I can understand it’s name

Have a Savage 99 I named DD for drop dead because every deer I have shot with it had dropped dead on the spot

My model 700 mountain rifle I call Betsy

My over and under is Thumper

Call my Estwing ax ‘Babe ‘ . Babe the blue ax.

I call my truck "The Great Pumpkin" as is a DOT auction truck and its blaze orange

The rifle my Dad gave me has always been referred to as simply "The 6" (Remington 6mm)

I call my coyote dispatch ax handle "My Whumpin Stick"

The 84 Honda 4wheeler that usually starts on one pull and I still ride is called 'Timex'. I had a Ford Ranger when I was younger that I called 'The Gelding'.

Take my 3yr old grandson to the playground. Ask him what he wants to do. Push me on the swing Grampa. After awhile I ask him why I have to always push him on the dang swing, when is it my turn? He told me I was to big. I picked him up at daycare the next day and he wanted to go to the park and go on the dang swing. It's been the dang swing ever since.

Call my buddy, Blister, because he always shows up after the hard work is done, just like a blister.

My ole .270 has been "Matilda" for 20 years. Everyone calls it that.

Got a Lil Browning BLR 22 called Ole Kill All. One day I leaned it up agin a tree and ran up to the house, when I came back there was 2 dead squirrels beside it.

My son named my old cva 50 call sidelock boom flop.
Said when dad shoots it deer goes flop

I've got an old 12 ga. 870 Remington Wingmaster I bought when I graduated high school back in '76. When duck hunting with my son and his buddy I always refer to it as the "Grim Reaper' because every time I shoot it, something dies! We always have fun talking smack.

My daughter shooting "Boomer" the Blackhawk .41 Mag.

I call my wood splitter The Beast. My brother in law made it with a piston from a dump truck and an I-beam. Had a piece of crap Briggs and Stratton engine, but I finally had it replaced with a Honda.

I had a Gravely L mower I called Death on Wheels. My beater Hyundai Accent was the Ratmobile. Not because it hauled muskrats, just because it was so ratty.

Turkey gun: Death Wind

1980 Chevy Blazer: Lurch

1984 Toyota Pickup: Growly (lrg hold in exhaust)

Buddy has a little 1960 20 foot travel trailer we would use when we went duck hunting we call “little bob weaver” cause we’ll, you know.

My first little fishing boat which I still have is called the "Bloody Bucket". Man that little thing has seen some fish. Buddy calls my new boat the "Tooth Whisperer" because every time he steps on board we always seem to kill the walleyes or the musky's. After I totaled my 2000 F150 and put it back together we have called it "Black Delila". An old Glenfield .22 I bought years ago is called "Sharpshooter" because when I got it it was anything but. Great little shooter now after a small repair.