Telamedicine

My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the
scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics, and because they're shutdown too.


Simply go outside and pee outside:-



If ants gather: DIABETES.



If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE



If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL



If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S

no humor allowed

Now that's funnnnnny

Thanks.

and no co-pay for tele-medicine

That made me Smile .

Good one Beav!

Thanks, need a good laugh.

If the urine sample looks identical to the water you drank-KIDNEY FAILURE-

Bryce

In winter you can sign your name for prescriptions

As long as It isn't In your girl friends hand writing. LOL