Canadian Ricin Attack?

Just saw that an envelope containing the poison Ricin was mailed to President Trump. It's suspected to have been mailed from Canada.

Canadians ya say,eh.

That's it! PCR2 Grab your BB gun and meet me at the border in the morning. We are taking that country over. Enough of their fairy games.

i got this one covered if ya can throw lawn jarts,deadly on their birch bark destroyers.

i figure it was Boco myself.

Heisenberg Breaking Bad.

Yea right! Like Boco could figure out how the glue on the back of a stamp works! You be the brawn, I'll be the brains of this invasion. I'm bringing my slingshot and a pocket full of pig iron from the RR tracks. Meet me at the east end put in up on erie. I'll bring my boat and some bottle rockets to close their ports down. We might as well do this by the book.

We"ll give up prime minister longstockings to ya!

You do that and you'll just make them yanks call in the southern reserves. You don't want no part of us rednecks in the snow. LOL

We don't what that blackface fairy. I'm coming up there Tuesday in a Taxi. Be prepared to hand over the country. This is your last warning!

Hey I wanna come too! I'll bring the water balloons.

Oh good grief! Alright, you can come but you will be the second wave. I'm sorry but don't get upset, you won't be needed. I do thank you for the effort though.

If he brought the water balloons in January, they might be fairly effective when frozen, provided he could toss them with some accuracy.

Ok, I guess he will be heavy munitions then?

You left Canvasback out of the first wave..

someone's gotta take pictures so they can't claim false victory like in 1812.

I believe a frozen water balloon is considered a WMD in Canada. If I declare that at the border will they just surrender?

just tell em your Mexicalli and you'll be o'k

Arriba!

Good grief guys, we now have twice the assault team we need to take the country. This is becoming over budget. Some of you will need to lag behind with the reserve. At this point, I have three taxi's waiting, one armored bass boat, and a drone that takes pictures and shoots nerf missiles. We have way too much overkill here! I appreciate the enthusiasm but it's Canada! You can all regroup and fight another day. Me and my Swiss army knife got this one!.

You cant even control kids from mammas basement destroying your cities.
Youd never have a snowballs chance in hades against real men here.

that's the guy right there.

Someone needs to translate frozen water balloons and lawn darts to French it looks like!


Oh, hey Boco- fancy seeing you here!

You need a Flag! May I suggest one made from Trudeau's underwear? I only mention it because it will have skid marks for stripes.

We got the Maple leaf.
Your flag has the stripes,now go back and sniff it again.

Ummmmm..... Congratulations..... I have a shiny penny.

Not even good enough for an oak leaf.


Should probably be updated to a pot leaf thanks to your leader...

So Boco...... Canucks are that infatuated with America they attack our POTUS? Y'all got Trump Derangement Syndrome worse than Portlanders.

rainbow and a naked moose on the Bocoville flag

how's the prius runnin?

We never attacked that moron.
His enemys are homegrown.

Thanks for your service. I will drink a beer and cheer you on from Kansas. I’d advise giving the above volunteers some territory for their thoughts and efforts!

come on Boco say it.............cheeto man bad

It's ok Boco, you can fall asleep tonight knowing that we allow you to do so. So far we don't want your country and we let you have it. ......So Far.........

You barely beat grenada,lol,I sleep well.
Even the stone age camel jockeys sent you packin in afganistan,lol.
We might let you back to hunt and fish if we feel like it.

Go hide under your bed sphincter the teenybopper anarchists are coming for you,lol.

This might get good!

Give him a few more minutes Leftlane hes checking for anarchists to see if its safe yet.

Is not that guy a Canadian ?

We might let you back to hunt and fish if we feel like it.[/quote]
Absolutely not it is a pleasure not to be invaded with hunters out west here now.

Hey man I usually get humor both Canadian and British but I don't understand what's going on here

A Canuck tried to do a mail in assassination of our president and now we're going to take over their ice cube using super soakers and sling shots.... If they put up a fight we'll use frozen water balloons.

Meanwhile Canada's tourist industry goes broke.

No big deal-tourists are aliens with money thats all.Some people love money.
Dont need much money here to live a happy life anyway.

No big deal when you don't own a resort.

I can't believe Finster planned the Invasion of Canada
and didn't include walleyed in the 1st wave.

I've got more time invested in bashing Canada than
any other trapperman member.

Nobody knows how to tick off a Canadian better than walleyed.

Are you planning a targeted strike against The Manitoba Carnival Cannibal ?

You'd better bring the big guns.

That dude is one bad arsed Canadian and He's out there walking the street.

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What Canada?You mean " Little Pakistan " ?

Pakistan took over Canada land without firing a shot ! Hahahaaaaaa

Lol, I'd take Pakis all day long over Somalis.

Why would Canada have anything to worry about. They have been riding the US coat tail forever. They have no worries about anyone ever attacking them becuse
The US would wipe them out for them.just like the rest of our Allies that won't meet there financial obligations. They cant quit nursing off the US.

You couldnt wipe out anyone.
Cant even handle a bunch of skraelings burning down your cities,lol.
Your mighty cops run away and let the skraelings burn down their precincts and businesses,lol.

Left lane
Water balloons translated into French would be
“Le wawa bum”

Since we made an attempt on your almighty I think its only fair that you make one on ours...PLEASE

What does a drone strike cost? We can all chip in

Trump got the US coat tails drug through the mud so bad, they ain't fit to ride on...lol

that ain't mud.

I can't believe we're this far into the thread and BOCO hasn't brought us back to 1812.

Sorry man, we don't need the overkill. I don't want to look bad on the world stage. We don't need your brawn to whip those girl scouts.

Hit Canadian TV show

Boys, if need be...I have my Red Rider and know how to use it...


Donnie

Finster,
We could mass mail them ghost peppers. That would take em out for a while!!

Not necessary, he had you at pointing out your inability to control the punks looting your cities let alone invading other countries, lol.

Since you guys are terrified of the teenagers tearing your cities apart we could just put our teenagers along the border. Problem solved. Maybe attack on a school day lol

We'd just send them up there but there is nothing worth looting in Canada

Send them up? Lol. You’re lucky they don’t send you guys away

Lighten up, Francis. Just pokin' fun.

that's France - wah........eh

and i'm sitting here having REAL bacon and eggs so there is not a chance of me being envious of youz uns at least till closer to Sunday dinnah.

They don't know what real bacon is. Their Canadian Bacon, down here we call that baloney.

LOL...gooden...


Donnie

Lol, gave up on invading the country and decided to try the "bacon" angle for a while. From the folks who's gourmet breakfast is grits and some weird white gravy like substance, whatever that is, lol.

Culinary expertise from the hot dog capital of the world.

Weird white stuff ???
Then are fight'in words bud...
Cream gravy and biscuits is a must.


Donnie

When we decided to try something weird with gravy at least we came up with the now world famous poutine! (I think we did anyway, claiming it just the same)

There's not much to buy in Canada besides maple syrup and fake bacon.

Keith

Don't know how somebody could grow up without
Cathead bics and cream gravey...
That's just ain't right...

Rather have Wisconsin or New England maple syrup.

And on that note, just got in from checking a couple nuisance jobs, got a few beavers, time for some fake maple flavoured bacon and real eggs from real chickens, not those small white mass produced tasteless and non nutritious grocery store things. Cheers!

Oh, let me guess, American maple trees produce way better maple syrup then Canadian maple trees, lol.

What you got against corn and grease?

When you boys get up there,,pop the tires on Bocos house while your at it.

Every year in Newfoundland, for the Wednesday breakfast, they serve up sliced fried baloney. Never could warm up to eating it.

The tires were sold for beer money long ago. House is now sitting on concrete blocks stolen from a construction site.

Bush breakfast today- bearpaws-getting in the mood for trapping camp.

Food is a wonderful thing, you guys stuffed your bellies at breakfast and forgot all about invading Canada, you might as well go and have your nap time now..lol

You know you're in northern Ontario when meat choices on the breakfast menu include bacon, sausage or ham.........or fried bologna!

I see you noticed it too.

Keith

Every year in Newfoundland, for the Wednesday breakfast, they serve up sliced fried baloney. Never could warm up to eating it.
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Only for those that are stationed in and around Goose Bay, cause the US Airforce guys have been feeding them Nefies baloney for the last 6 days, time to dish it back out.

He is not man enough to have real skid marks.

Crappy skunk flavored beer too.

Canada sucks. I woke up this morning and couldn’t decide if I should hunt moose, caribou, dall sheep, grizzly bear or muskox. Maybe some waterfowl? Maybe I’ll just go catch a mess of 25-30 pound fish. I was actually supposed to haul material out to goose camp today but I slept in.

Lucky dog ... I only have a choice of bear... waterfowl.... any small game... nailing the grouse right nowadays

Oh and pike fishing still

How much does ammo, fuel and non meat food cost up there?

Didn't Trudope ban your high powered rifles? Or do you guys just hunt muskox and grizzly with a .22?

In short it costs way more than it should.

No rifle bans here.

What gave you the idea high powered rifles are banned ?

He most likely read in on here and believed it...

How many AR-15s do you own legally?

I don’t own any ar-15s. 30 shot clip would come in handy when smoking a pack of wolves but other than that my good old fashioned bolt action does everything I need it to. I’d much rather have my unlimited world class hunting opportunities with 4 shots in my bolt than carrying an ar to shoot one deer in overcrowded hunting grounds

I don't own any, and will never have the desire to own one

Fixed that for you!

nope, I have the freedom to never want one

ROFLMAO while spittin liquid all over phone!!!!!!

Lol.

I love fried bologna.Havent had it in a while,,think Ill do some tomorrow.Good idea Critter-Dung.

Tickbite,,That's what everyone not allowed to own something, says.

nope, wrong again.. I may be old fashioned but I want well crafted guns thats nice to look at with a nice woodwork and such, and thats a pleasure to hold and handle, not something that looks like a little kid made it from his "erector set.

here baloney is just as expensive or more expensive than steak...lol

$20 worth of gas to get this guy last Monday. Better than That phoney baloney boloney.

Lovin being Canadian right now 😁

oil that gun man.

Lol... you are seeing the reflection of the camo.... no rust on this gun.. duh... get back on hat stripper pole

Haha,,& hes holding it sideways like the boyz from da hood.Too much TV.Thats all they are allowed to own up there is them rusty old antiques.

Lol seems if it not black than it is not a gun to you fellas down south.... feel sorry for yas

Truedo actually did ban high powerd rifles people. Anything with the ABILTY to produce 10,000 joules of energy and also any gun with a bore size over 20mm. Any 12 gauge with the choke tube removed is over that.most people i talk to dont know this or seem to care. And thats why were in this mess. Even some 308 bolt guns have been banned because theyre "too acurate". Get informed guys then call your local mps to complain. Short of civil war theres nothing we can do because they gave justin "emergency status" for corona so bills dont need to be voted he can pass them without interference. And before any yanks start laughing take a look at the lunatics trying for power in your own backyard and dont think this cant happen to you. Off topic rant sorry.

i was talkin the gun with the moose.

I figured you were. My hunting partner usually takes good care of his guns. I’ll call and give him an earful.

proll the salt water there.

I’m among the people who don’t care.

It is actually the salt water. That old accurate 30-06 is a real polar bear killer including a few 10+ foot bears

knappet, we know all that, but nobody is paying any attention to it. Nobodies rushing to turn in their guns. I never heard of anybody

Well you shouldn't be so free with it then.

We actually use our guns here to kill stuff-every day we carry them all year in the bush.We dont hide under the bed with a bunch of semi autos that look funny in case some teenage anarchists come down the street.Dont matter how big your clip is if your scared to use it,lol.

Dont know of any people here who would use a semi rifle in the bush,(cept maybe a 22)-they function poorly in the cold.And for teenage anarchists well a Canuck would handle them crybabys A hockey stick or a sock full of looneys will take care of a dozen or so of them wimps.

Ask guys like Ryan who live with guns and actually use them to kill stuff every day-you know-Canadians.

Canada proportionately has more rioters and protesters than the US, with all the same stupid beliefs and demands.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/protesters-across-canada-march-to-defund-the-police-1.5084956

There's just such an insignificant number of people in Canada, that the number of rioters and protesters is numerically low. There's also much less of value to damage or loot. Once you get past the mass of Canadians living against the US border, most of Canada is empty.

Keith

Boco's trapline has to be worth looting.

Wow...... really no towns or cities burned down here

Translation: I will hit them with my purse.

The looters and rioters have proportionately done much less damage in the US.

Keith

Ryan's people make up such a tiny fraction of the population of Canadia I would hardly use them as the picture of you folks. The more typical Canuck is some urbanite living in BC or Toronto or Montreal.

Thats what you think.

Yeah well, have you got 40 different kinds of snake and alligators to boot?

We actually use our guns here to kill stuff-every day we carry them all year in the bush.We dont hide under the bed with a bunch of semi autos that look funny in case some teenage anarchists come down the street.Dont matter how big your clip is if your scared to use it,lol.

Dont know of any people here who would use a semi rifle in the bush,(cept maybe a 22)-they function poorly in the cold.And for teenage anarchists well a Canuck would handle them crybabys A hockey stick or a sock full of looneys will take care of a dozen or so of them wimps.

Ask guys like Ryan who live with guns and actually use them to kill stuff every day-you know-Canadians.[/quote]

Canada proportionately has more rioters and protesters than the US, with all the same stupid beliefs and demands.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/protesters-across-canada-march-to-defund-the-police-1.5084956

There's just such an insignificant number of people in Canada, that the number of rioters and protesters is numerically low. There's also much less of value to damage or loot. Once you get past the mass of Canadians living against the US border, most of Canada is empty.

Keith[/quote]


Get back under your bed you chicken.

Montreal didnt burn down-fake yankee news

2 drunk frenchmen kicked over a garbage can.

Looks like the vast majority are hugging our border.... Like Mexico.... The only real Canucks look like are from Alberta

We like having all that land to ourselves-never would want a rat race like the USA.
Every inch of all that land is someones registered trapline,so there are a lot more people there than you think.Just that we have lots of land each.
All those freaks along your border are foreigners heading your way,lol.
The real canucks are in the bush.

No thankfully we only have 1 snake here. The rare polar snake. They have awesome fur right now

They PRETEND it isn't happening up there in Pakistanada.

Whats wrong with pakis?
Nikki Haley is a paki.

We are just fun in you Boco, I for one sleep better knowing your out there protecting the North. You ever need any help we will come a running.

Yep-all in fun here too.

You ever need any peaceful protesters up there for a urban renewal project I for one would be more than happy to send you some.

Nikki Haley is an American, who was born in South Carolina. Her parents were born in India.

Keith

was a woman- caught tryin to get back into Canadistan at the peace bridge in Buffalo.

All I know is that when it comes to a drink fight (who can down the most fermented anything in a bottle and not even flinch) Canadians are fearless, unstoppable, and can not be beaten. Hung out with a bunch of bush Canucks back in my young Michigander days while we hunted moose.

And they can sniff like a blood hound too.
You try and stash your booze in their bush, and the booze can not be hidden.
It's like theres a micro chip in each bottle and can, and they have the chip sensor.

Next morning, Serve-Pro.
Like it never even happened.

No doubt some liberal freak with a very bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Monday morning and a big online hug to put the thread to bed, lol.

YEP!!!

As a Canadian don't you end everything with an apology?

How ironic

Absolutely!.........when we're wrong.

we only apologize to each other, definitely not yanks..lol...

I know better.

I know and I'm sorry for being so rude..lol

It's okay, you don't need to apologise.

We should take a page from history and publicly hang everyone involved like was done following the Lincoln assassination.

don't sell yourself short judge,you're a tremendous slouch.

You boys having fun without me???

bs-in with bacon for lunch.