Women are mean.

Over the years, I've dealt with thousands of people in my line of work. But, I'll tell ya.The meanest are women. The short ones are the worst. I remember one who was intoxicated. She informed me she was a black belt. She said, when i take off my flip flops. I'm going to kick your big arse. Soon as she removed the last one, I put some nice jewelry on her. She was later released after sleeping it off.

Second one. I went low on one as not to hurt her and try to ease her to the ground. And she managed to get on my back and proceed to ride me like a bull (longer then 8 seconds that is for sure) got a hold of my radio and proceeded to whirl it about. All the while, my fellow officers were laughing so hard, they forgot Sarge had this 250 plus pound women on his back. I later had some choice words for all of them. They still remind me of the incident when they need to give Sarge a hard time. She was later released with no charges. I cut people slack, not all deserve to be charged.

In case if anyone is wondering. The incidents involved a white and a black women on separate occasions. So therefore, I treat people all the same.

Just though i'd light'en up the mood with a little self humility. Sarge P.S. Sure hope my 5'2 wife doesn't see this. She scares me. Especially with what she calls her GoldieGlock.

I tell my wife that all the time!

I suspect women have killed more men with words than men have killed women, all means combined.

mean is an understatement

Well, Adam only got what he paid for. He only gave a rib for her. Just think what a woman he could a had for an arm and a leg!

If those are your worst experiences with women consider yourself dang lucky... They are mean, no doubt

I think it is a natural biological thing; to protect the nest, puppies, etc..

Wait until you have a South American woman for a wife. Think Lorena Bobbit....

Eve could have charged more if their had been more than one potential buyer. Think selling fur.

I didn't want to mention my ex-wife. Mean and hateful as they come. Sarge

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I remember an old cop once telling me he didn’t mind dealing with men cause you generally could figure out what they were going to do but women you never knew if they were going to run, start crying or shooting

If you read Ceasers commentaries he comments that it was fairly easy dealing with the men of the tribes in the west but you knew you were in for a bad fight when the women came out to fight

Ya in my opinion women are the more dangerous of the species

Strange critters they are. Soft and livable and nurturing and then a switch flips and they become a bobcat with a mouthful of hornets.

Wait till you have one that hits late 40s and all she cares about is being 22 again.

Try living with a short redhead.

I'm guessing that has its perks though.

Grandpa always said if it has teats or tires it is going to be a problem!

I guess we could joke about the better half but not saver women through the mid section.

Words to live by " life is to short to deal with a mean woman " I used that saying to select my wife , and have only had to tell her that a few times in our 23 years . Mind you I dont make a habit of crossing her .

I do and feel your pain.

I believe women were purposely put on this earth to keep men from thinking they are God. Everytime a man gets to thinking he is the best thing going there's usually a mean woman there to take him down a peg or 5. Another thing I have noticed is that in an argument or full on fight for that matter men will normally pull thier punches with a woman ast to not hurt her too bad, but on the same note a woman will go straight for the jugular with no thought or care as to what injury she may inflict. There have probably been more wars fought and lives lost over women than any other thing in this world combined.

There's a term for that "Menopausal Maniac"