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Posted By: Nittany Lion

You may have heard on the news - 11/01/20 09:31 PM

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had approximately 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable.

BUT…

In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit."

In Arizona, he'd be called "normal.”

In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina and Minnesota he would be called "a hunting buddy."

AND,OF COURSE,

In Texas, he'd just be "a guy who is very low on Ammo."
Posted By: Hodagtrapper

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/01/20 09:34 PM

In Wisconsin he would be a typical neighbor!

Chris
Posted By: Leftlane

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/01/20 09:37 PM

grin
Posted By: Nessmuck

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/01/20 09:40 PM

Very true
Posted By: warrior

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/01/20 09:42 PM

In Alabama he would be just an average joe.
Posted By: Getting There

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/01/20 10:03 PM

Great observation!
Posted By: Providence Farm

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/01/20 11:12 PM

In Indiana he would be the the motivation to up my game. Now he is just dummy that stayed living in California instead of getting out. He didn't keep his mouth shut about what he had. I bet he dosen't get his property back.
Posted By: maintenanceguy

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/01/20 11:22 PM

Love the news articles when the arrest someone with an "arsenal" and the picture shows 2 shotguns, 2 rifles, and 3 handguns.
Posted By: Mac

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/01/20 11:28 PM

Thanks for sharing. Good one
Posted By: chas3457

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/02/20 12:03 AM

In Nebraska, it would be called "Crazy Charlie". whistle grin



Charlie
Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/02/20 03:00 AM

grin
Posted By: adam m

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/02/20 03:32 AM

In Albuquerque he would be called either a cartel member or a proud gun owner laugh just depends where he lives in Albuquerque
Posted By: KenaiKid

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/02/20 06:58 AM

In AK... he wouldn't be called anything, and the cops wouldn't bat an eye.
Posted By: Bruce T

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/02/20 01:49 PM

laugh
Posted By: jeff karsten

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/02/20 01:52 PM

Obviously he's not Married
Posted By: Artrapper16

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/02/20 06:36 PM

I thought you were describing my family and our neighbors.
Posted By: Scuba1

Re: You may have heard on the news - 11/02/20 07:10 PM

Should we set up a go fund me thing for him so he can get himself some ammo to make it through deer season ??
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