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Posted By: Actor

Here is your smile for the day. . . - 12/07/20 08:11 PM



1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.

3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot.

6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?

8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!

9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

10. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.

12. Appropriate analogy. "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”

13. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money.

14. The spread of COVID-19 is based on 2 things:
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.


Garry-
Posted By: chas3457

Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . - 12/07/20 08:25 PM

Thanks, Gary. Lots of wisdom there, even though it is presented as humor. smile

There IS humor in sadness. Oh, the irony. crazy




Charlie
Posted By: rex123

Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . - 12/07/20 08:58 PM

That is some funny stuff. Thank you.
Posted By: grisseldog

Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . - 12/08/20 06:17 AM

Thanks
Funny
Posted By: Trapper Dahlgren

Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . - 12/08/20 09:59 AM

lol some good ones there laugh
Posted By: Nittany Lion

Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . - 12/08/20 10:40 AM

Good stuff Gary, thanks for posting.
Posted By: Pawnee

Re: Here is your smile for the day. . . - 12/08/20 12:15 PM

Thanks laugh
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