I always say the wrong thing - Trapperman Forums

Posted By: Law Dog

I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 03:40 AM

The wife is watching a children’s cooking show, I asked her if that was where she gets her recipes at then I got the look.

Posted By: bucksnbears

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 03:47 AM

That look says " no nookie for Jerry

Posted By: tlguy

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 03:49 AM

Is she one of those that uses the smoke detector as a kitchen timer?

Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 03:52 AM

Get her a range finder ...so she can find the Range and cook you a meal

Posted By: Law Dog

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 03:59 AM

She’s a good cook but loves to experiment to much, I could live on a jail menu weekly schedule.

Posted By: bass10

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 04:02 AM

I said honey would you go grab me a beer? She said get it yourself. So I called her and she ran to the counter to answer her phone, I told her while she was right beside the fridge would you grab me a beer? And it was on

Posted By: Pawnee

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 04:14 AM

Dangerous territory Law dog. Very dangerous!

Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 04:32 AM

Good Stuff

Posted By: DWC

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 04:37 AM

Is that on the food network? Kids baking? My wife watches a show like that every night, i dont understand it. I think id rather watch hallmark with her.

Posted By: Trapper7

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Law Dog

She’s a good cook but loves to experiment to much, I could live on a jail menu weekly schedule.

Sounds like my house. My wife will make something we both really like and the next time around she'll change the recipe.
I ask her why she did that and say it was so good the last time you fixed it.
She'll say, I know it was, but had an urge to try something different to see if we'd like it. Huh?????

Posted By: Gary Benson

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Law Dog

Shes a good cook but loves to experiment to much, I could live on a jail menu weekly schedule.

I hear ya there. I don't get all the herbs and spices. Salt and pepper always worked for me.

Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by DWC

Is that on the food network? Kids baking? My wife watches a show like that every night, i dont understand it. I think id rather watch hallmark with her.

Better than The pimple popper lady My wife watches.
She knows I'll leave the room.

Posted By: Trapper7

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by 330-Trapper

Originally Posted by DWC

Is that on the food network? Kids baking? My wife watches a show like that every night, i dont understand it. I think id rather watch hallmark with her.

Better than The pimple popper lady My wife watches.
She knows I'll leave the room.

My wife lives for that show and the medical channel.

Posted By: Law Dog

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by DWC

Is that on the food network? Kids baking? My wife watches a show like that every night, i dont understand it. I think id rather watch hallmark with her.

I see her watching the food channel I wonder what’s coming in the next few days I get worried it’s like Russian roulette is coming. LOL I like hamburger and potato’s cooked together you get either burger or potato in every bite made it that way for years. She make it now it’s got corn, carrots and bouillon added to it, then she puts ketchup on it. SMH

Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/12/21 11:33 PM

So you Love it huh!

Posted By: Leftlane

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/13/21 12:09 AM

LMAO @ Jerry and this entire thread!

Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/13/21 12:14 AM

Posted By: Scuba1

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/13/21 12:15 AM

I would post something on here but then lefty will say that I overcook my steaks.

Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/13/21 12:16 AM

Posted By: concrete man

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/13/21 12:17 AM

What ever she cooks it beats cooking yourself lol

Posted By: 330-Trapper

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/13/21 12:20 AM

Not always^^

Posted By: SJA

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/13/21 12:27 AM

Men are generally better Chefs and cooks because they don't see it as a "chore". Most days, I do most of the cooking because I enjoy good food and I make a list of what I need and send Wifey on her way to the store to get it for me.

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Posted By: Law Dog

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/13/21 12:35 AM

I cook myself it’s a trust issue I know I won’t try to improve what I already like that way. LOL

Posted By: GROUSEWIT

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/13/21 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by bass10

I said honey would you go grab me a beer? She said get it yourself. So I called her and she ran to the counter to answer her phone, I told her while she was right beside the fridge would you grab me a beer? And it was on

Yea then she said "CATCH!!"

Posted By: Leftlane

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/15/21 12:33 AM

Originally Posted by Scuba1

I would post something on here but then lefty will say that I overcook my steaks.

Well that goes with out saying.

Hey I been meaning to ask, did you get your prius fixed or did you catch your man bun in the belt and pee down those skinny jeans?

You know how much I worry for you!

Posted By: Gary Benson

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/15/21 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by Law Dog

Originally Posted by DWC

Is that on the food network? Kids baking? My wife watches a show like that every night, i dont understand it. I think id rather watch hallmark with her.

I see her watching the food channel I wonder whats coming in the next few days I get worried its like Russian roulette is coming. LOL I like hamburger and potatos cooked together you get either burger or potato in every bite made it that way for years. She make it now its got corn, carrots and bouillon added to it, then she puts ketchup on it. SMH

Yup, there's a gal here that goes to the steakhouse and gets the finest steak in the place and dumps ketchup on it. And some put ketchup on hash brown too! Baffles me too Jer.

Posted By: Leftlane

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/15/21 01:15 AM

Gary my son does crap like that. Ketchup on a steak what is the world coming to?

If he wasn't my own spawn I would make him sit at a different table so I didn't have to look at it.

Posted By: trapdog1

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/15/21 02:01 AM

I like my wife to wear white when she is in the kitchen so that the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Posted By: Tactical.20

Re: I always say the wrong thing - 01/15/21 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by 330-Trapper

Get her a range finder ...so she can find the Range and cook you a meal

Lol