Most folks keep a hatchet or a Pulaski in the outhouse !
That's almost too horrendous a concept to contemplate! Having to hack off someone else's before it impales ye!
I actually have an outhouse. Wouldn't have it any other way. But, mine is positioned over a ditch and so gets flushed by the pretty regular rains.
One time though, a friend came round to help me with a fence? He availed himself of the facilities whilst I got the kettle on. Lawd knows what he'd eaten. But, I popped in for my own constitutional ~ no rain ~ and staggered out, literally vomiting!
That was grim!