You're a burglar....

The handle on the refrigerator.

The remote for the TV then the router...

The locks off their doors

Labels off all the can goods in the house

house and vehicle keys.

One sock from each pair

Your phone

toilet paper

The keyboard and mouse to your desktop

The handle on the toilet

The flusher handle off the toilet

Lol, I didn’t see yours

My friends all love me. Lol

All the soap

The milk and eggs from the frig

The plunger.

Tear out the last chapter of every book

All the phone chargers and adapters

All the light bulbs

Steal the power lines going to the house

Replacing condoms with the smallest on the market

All the pillows

Replace K-Y with bengay

Wow...there are some sadistic people on this site!!

The socks and last chapter of books is pure ruthless!!

The kid's loaded-up credit cards that Mommy & Daddy gave them.

Can opener..

All the cooking utensils

All the vowels from their keyboard.

Pressure cooker/ instant pot lid gasket

The most important thing they have...

Pig castrator

330 setting tongs. Or maybe gland lure in the Mrs perfume.

Car keys and eye glasses

Coffee pot.

1 obvious piece of a jigsaw puzzle

Their thermostat

The ratchet from the socket set

Pins to the door hinges.

All the forks in the house.

Bahahaha, you’ll not get mine

And hide the cat in the mailbox

Firing pins or all the shot from the shells

actually living without that quite well

If someone has a kuerig then take all of their coffee packets. If they are a smoker take all the lighters.

what because you can't light it off the gas stove like a real redneck.

also really a Kuerig , was it really that hard to make coffee

I would steal.

The lids of all the spices including the salt and pepper.

The toilet seat.

The shower head.

The center of every piece of cold meat.

The carbonation from all the soda pop.

Every doorknob that when open, touches a wall.

The padding in the center of the mattress.

The padding in the very center of the pillows.

2 feet of length off of every blanket and sheet.

The fluff on the towels.

The elastic in all the underwear.

The clasps of every bra.

80% of every electric cord.

The wax ring on the toilet.

The handle to open and close the blinds.

One slider off of every chair and couch leg.

8 inches of the middle cushion on the couch.

The light bulb in the refrigerator.

The center tine of every fork.

The primer out of every bullet with a primer.

50% of the powder in every round.

The firing pin in every firearm.

Keith

The stoves control knobs.
Better yet the racks for the oven and grates

Pete I am burglaring a liberal limp wristed bed wetting prius drivin bed wetters house. Anyone else might shoot at me and I don't like that

The dogs off your traps

Shoelaces

The stair step treads.

I read the opening post to my wife and asked her what do i steal, she said the wife . I had to remind her mildly annoying. Now im in trouble lol

All the toilet paper

stealing is wrong I would not steal a thing.

I would turn of sync on your Chrome , show the password and jot that down , then I would change your contact info & recovery email , turn on 2 step verification then change the password.

this was especially fun when the google employee told my son to turn on 2 step verification then factory restore his phone.

your going to enjoy those hours talking with google customer service in broken English at best and after a review and all your security questions they might send you a one time password which will of course go to the wrong recovery email.

The latch on the shower door.

TP

username / password list
That may be more than a mild inconvenience.

I may have gotten carried away.

but it points out how depended so may are on something that should have been written down

Spare tire. Gotta play that long game.

you could take the spare tire from every single dodge caravan and the guy doing the oil change would be the only one to ever notice

it s between the 2 front seats and back just a little you have to pull up the carpeting just behind the driver and passenger seat , lower the tire ,if that isn't rusted up , then oh wait you have a flat so there isn't enough room to get the tire out till you jack the car up.

Y'all are ruthless ......

Valve stem cores out of at least 2 tires per vehicle.

you don't even need to steal them just a turn or two the leak slowly enough that no your no longer there when they start to look flat.

they did that to me in high school both rear tires noticed it just before lunch when a friend found me and told me I had 2 flats . I had a study hall got a pass went out took both tires off , cause with one spare well your still one short.

I parked in the gravel lot and it was spring and muddy mess rooled the tires up to the shop put air in and rolled them back out to the truck and put them back on finished out the covered in mud

Your falshlight batteries

exactly,stupidest place for a spare tire

One of each shoe, boot or slipper in the house