New cologne

Running my beaver line caught a big female at the first set. Remade the set grabbed her squeezed some castor out onto the mound and threw her on my shoulder to haul to the truck. The moment she hit my shoulder I felt a splat on the back of my neck and left shoulder that absolutely covered me in castor. Wondering how the wife's gonna like it.

Look out, probably gonna curl your toes up tonight

That castor sure does attract alot of different beaver.

sometimes i open a bottle of backbreaker just for a wiff

Be sure to warn her not to get any in her mouth. Just because it has an irresistible sent dosen't mean it will taste good.

castor is the least of your worries leaking out of that orifice.

Nothing like a squirt of Beaver p. down the back of your neck.
Now you know why we pack them out in a canoe pack.

Live and learn. Is a canoe pack a frame pack or dry bag?

My wife was far from impressed!

I'm surprised the little red mites crawling up and down your neck didn't freak her out. I always said they won't live long in our bed if they're still crawling on me when I hit the pillow.

Its a Great Smell! /aroma