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Cheers to this man.

Chris

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Chris

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I wouldn't do it, pure pride would keep me from coming in...sad to say!

Pure pride would not allow me to eat out of dumpsters there’s got to be a better way.

I think that’s why they added “no questions asked” but I doubt that would help for most people

...maybe that's why I have a job, and provide for my family (with my beautiful wife, of course).

That's not meant for the hungry or homeless, it's self promotion or attempt to go viral. If not, it would be posted on the dumpster instead of the door.

X1000 what a bunch of thieves !!!
Dennis

330 that's some funny stuff. thanks!

Good one Amspoker, that is Ausin TX right there folks

Big humming birds this year!

She can't read.

Chris

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I'm all in with that, Chris.

Do I get to pick the cow for you? Just to make it a little more 'entertaining'.

Charlie

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Next thing you know sleepy joe will pull this cartoon of the air

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Bet is on sleepy joe will. After all , he is pals with Xi who hates being called Winnie the Pooh. Some payoff will happen to hunter or someone else , Winnie will be gone.

Wasn't wolfie looking for ducks with a lady friend at one time? Or was that chickens?? I just skimmed through that thread. Does he know about the free ones.

I did that on a peddle bike when I was a kid. Forks stayed on, wheel came off. From riding carefree, to crying in the road, in a second.

Same here. I was 11, only swear my Dad ever said was "crap"(very rarely). I remember thinking that word when my wheel came off.

Me too.Flying down my friends gravel driveway on my bike,,with my bow slung on my back with a quiver of broadhead arrows.Front tire came off,forks stuck in the dirt.Head over heals I go hunting arrows everywhere.Lucky I didn't get skewered.All I remember is getting up after I could get my breath,,and my buddies older brother LAUGHING his guts out.I was 12 or 13 years old.

That would make for some good watchin.
Any wreck that falls under the category of a holes over elbows makes me wish I was there.

Scrotus Impotentus.



Charlie

Or maybe......Scrotus Unimpotenus!

Seen that way too many times

Hahaha Saskbone ^^^

Well sask, dose she?

scrotus derilectus

^^^^ wrong wrong wrong on so many levels just nasty

I'm trying to eat lunch here, dadgummit.

Never begged for mace to be sprayed in my eyes but I’m seriously considering it. Yuck.

Chris

Chris

Rules for us....rules for them, except they have no rules!

That's perfect, Sharon! Lets make it happen!

It already has, Lee ! Montana never did have a "mandate " state wide, though some medical facilities, in a few counties asked for those with appointments to wear them . As for the projectile, well it's gonna need a heck of a stretch cord to launch that way into space and away from us !

but we could at least send him home to china easily enough

Very good idea ! Along with the rest of them...

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I saw this today in a grocery store and I still ain't sure what I saw. SUPPER TIME !!!!!

I've met that women. Heat In the winter shade In the summer. LOL

I think that croc is trying to tap out.

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10 might give em a run for their money!!!!

don't dismiss District 12...

I don't think 10 has the anywhere near the population of 11. Bring it!!

I’m going with 12 also. Like Hank Williams Jr sang....A Country Boy Can Survive.

Chris

Chris

Didn’t go so well first go round

Our long range shootin might turn the tide!!!!

Well since then y'all done run off all the gun makers and we gained them plus glock and FN. I think it just might play out different.

I'm going to have to move, 5 is screwed, Madison, Minneapolis???

11 would win but 12 has washington D.C. so after the recount and mail in voting it would be declared the winner.

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.

At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.

But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

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That's awesome Robert

Same for me too!

Wisco is well represented. We don't need any help from Madison or Milwaukee. Thank god we gave Chicago to FIB's

I think we should draw a line straight south from the western suburbs of Madison (is Middleton far enough?) to Illinois, then draw a line east to Milwaukee, and give all of that land to Illinois as well. Then work out some sort of deal for the U.P.

We will let you have Chicago, heck you can have everything from Springfield Illinois north free of charge.

Nah the government said give it to you so we did. Smartest thing the government ever did.

After yesterday, it should be a pic of JB! Lol

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I don't think that's a CAT.

We don't want Chicago. I've been there once and never wanna go back!

You can't prove he was driving when that happened...I would suggest he get a lawyer!

Lol
There's an open container right next to him

...after the fact!

Once was a time when I could cut a nut off of a bolt with a torch without damaging the threads.
My eyes and hands sadly don't work as well anymore.
Kept a few HET's on the road that way.

Bearing races come to mind!

Oh yeah.
That grease really lights up when you hit the oxygen.

We call that an Acetylene Wrench.

I call that fire wrench!

doubt the gods would want these fools but its a thought

It is worth a shot.

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Oh my. I had a drill Sergeant who used one every single morning for 3 months. Thanks a lot. I tried to forget, now i'll have nightmares. Sarge

Hahaha so true